No, it is not that little toad Bercow. It is Romeo, the world’s loneliest frog, who after 10 years alone in his aquarium tank, has finally found his Juliet. Or better, researchers have found her for him, lazy sod.
Expedition leader Teresa Camacho Badani of the Museo de Historia Natural Alcide d’Orbigny in Cochabamba City said, ‘Romeo is really calm and relaxed and doesn’t move a whole lot.’ Typical Burnley male then.
His mate, Juliet, is rather different, she told the BBC, saying, ‘She’s really energetic, she swims a lot and she eats a lot and sometimes she tries to escape. Typical expatriate female then. Probably talks and spends a lot too.