Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Off to the flicks, War Of The Worlds.

Been to the flicks didn't see War Of The Worlds, the boy got the times wrong, so I had to endure this, don't bovver if you are under 12, still I had half an hours kip while I was there.

Mmmmmm...........

wilbs....LOL....best picture yet!!

So this is why women are no good at fixing cars.

All very quiet on here today--has the above silenced you all??

Moneyplus , a complete load of nutters on here,,the above is Alan, very normal for him to be dressed like that ...

is it really alan? is that what you wear when you and the missus go dogging?

It does look like a genuine breakdown,,he probably broke a fingernail fixing that..

never seen portable airbags before!!!

No bosley they are for jacking up the car if you don't have a jack, just get under and inflate..

Woah, hang on, hold fire. Some of us have been having genuine car trouble today. Some evil little shit went and broke into my car. An entire broken window. My car is so crap I'm suprised they didn't write it off.
Secondly, that is not what I would normally wear to repair the car. White! Get a grip. It would be more likely to be a Fuschia, off the shoulder boiler suit in latex.
Finally, I am very scared. Bosley appears to know what dogging is. If this is the case I am going to give up using car parks at night ever again, just in case I see him there, IN THE NUDDY!!!!!!
Alan

Jimmy,
Could happily spend hours seeking out where I blow to inflate them!!!

Wish me luck guys. We're going for 5 straight wins on the bounce tomorrow. Victory will promise us the rewards of mid-table obscurity!!!!

Thank you and Love that picture!!!!!!
We won by the way. It's astonishing, but we did!!!!!! We won easily, even through the rain!!! My weekend couldn't be any better!!!!

alan? so it was you!!!!

What was me? What have I done? Do I need an alibi? I wasn't even there when that sheep wasn't raped at knifepoint!!!!

but forensics have matched the footprints to some wellies found in your garage!!!!

Not my wellies. I borrowed them from a bloke in a pub. Don't know what you're talking about. Everyone wears pure natural wool underpants. Everyone knows that. I am now being told by my legal advisor (Cherie Blair) to claim that this is a normal way for my religion to behave and that to ban the inappropriate use of mint sauce is an infringement of my almost human rights. She has advised me to seek asylum in the St. Dunstan the Aggresive home for the permanently bewildered and avoid sugar, fruit and answering leading questions.