- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Nothing to get too excited about, Little Winky. Yes, I have moved recently and wondered if you might want my new address so that you could send me some more fancy choccies for the DES tip.

As for the party, I've been winding Jeff up by bidding against him on E-Bay for some manky old chimney pots that he's after. He was having a nose around and saw that I'd picked up a karaoke machine for my little girl.

:o)

Hilts..Don't think the chocs would be up to the quality of the Antwerp ones, also don't know if you can get white chocolate over here...lol...however will soon be in the new gaff [within the month] so if you, +/- J & +/-Rugrats are ever over here you'll have a fancy drum to stay in; in the most beautiful place in the world!!! WILL THAT DO YOUR HIGHNESS????

Poor old Jeffers, when we left UK we gave away about twenty old chimney stack pipes of various ages that G used as garden pots; always down to me to water the bloomin' plants in them!!!!! I don't miss 'em!

Hilts...where you abiding now?

See what you mean about the choccies, Little Winky. Hohumm. Never mind.

I might well take you up on your offer of a gaff to stay in. Friends visited the Winelands over Xmas and said how great it was. I'll give you a 24 hour crash course in trading in return for a couple of weeks stay at Palace Winky. How does that sound? And will it be ok to skinny dip in the pool?

:o)

We've not moved far ..... just to the other side of the A23.

I've been asked to crew across the Bay of Biscay in a 37 foot Moody, little willy.
That's a nice size yacht, landlubbers.
I'm tempted to take up the offer but may not be able to as my daughter is visiting from Canada.
Also I have to finish the porch.

Socs, if your bmw is anything like my porch it wont get through its next MOT.
I can't get my porch mot'd.

WEEAAAHHH Hilts.....Purley Queen eh? Knocked 'em dawn the awld Kent Rawd!!!

You are welcome to cross the Bay of Biscay snoball!! Used to have a 36 foot ketch (Contest) and the happiest day of my life was when we sold it! Perhaps it would have been better in the Med but we sailed in Southern Brittany and Friesian Islands and it was cold, cold, cold ......... I have to admit though a Moody is a nice boat, but the Bay of Biscay .... no thanks. You are made of sterner stuff than me.

Good evening one and all. It's hard to keep up with all the posts on here recently. Such activity has not been seen since the old days on "the other bb". All we need now is Ashley to show a leg and it will be a full house.

Mind you, the foods better in here.

snoball
I thought the wheels had fallen off your porch but it's worse than that, is it?

Hilary
Hi, where you been hiding? Must stop winding Jeffmack up, these IT types can be a funny lot, next thing you know your bank statement will come out printed in Chinese!

Hello Old Socs. I haven't been hiding anywhere ........ I just don't seem to post as much nowadays. There's no particular reason for that.

I wouldn't worry too much about Jeffmack. He'll be too busy doing important things like pushing his sterling silver tea trolley along the Corridors of Power to worry about me outbidding him for some naff bits of old clay.

Hilary
You're probably right, silver tea trolley? Whatever next!

Socs
Hilarys too busy counting her money these days.

Jeffmack
I'm sure Hilary would employ an accountant to do that whilst she basks in the sun.

Socs...Basks? as in sharks?....Grrrrr..

Jeffers..You're off your trolley getting those bloomin pots; you have to fill 'em half full of gravel, all the water drains straight through;
if you try the old plastic carrier bag trick the soil/compost goes mouldy, nah, forget 'em.
Oh yes, then the frost cracks them or you knock one over, wife goes bananas, you're in the dog house where you probably would have been if you'd have refused to buy them for 'her indoors' in the first place.
Listen to an experienced 'old lag', been there, done it and still wearing the chimney pot!

Poochy staggers in through the cat flap.

Lazy days, How lovely of you to find us here, as you can see this Cafe is very much the same as it always was except for the mounted dolphin over the fire-place. I know you are a strict veggie like our Bunny so we have plenty on the menu to cater for your every need! (plus steak if you ever fancy a bit!). I hope your studies are still going strong and you are very welcome to sit and study by the Cafe window (which over-looks a nudist beach) whenever you wish. Please call again only poochy likes his lazy days. ;-)
and this is for you naturally........ x

Hilary, any old boots would do! They all look good on you. except wellington boots.

Socks, I never knew you were so wise! a trifle wise you may say.

amberjane, Glad to here you had a nice birthday! poochy thinks you are naughty, highly naughty and very very bad girl. naughty bad girl. bad bad bad and naughty. You must come here more often. (so to speak!);-)

and yes i will be 30 this coming Saturday so it's good bye to the twenties and hello thirties.

Pardon my ignorance on these matters, Little Winky, but I assumed the idea was that you stood a smaller plastic plant pot on some bricks inside the chimney pot. If you use some trailing plants, then it should hide the plastic pot. Or is it more complicated than that?

Poochy,

30!!??!! You're just a puppy. It's not really the weather for boots atm. But then it isn't really the weather for sandals and flip-flops either. I'm biding time in jeans and trainers till the weather picks up. Do you want to see a picture of them instead?

hilary,i was being serious about the chelsea thing you no.whats the story down your end.

Hilts...I don't know, something about plastic not being good vfor rootstock? plus earthenware/clay breathes? I'm digging a hole here, help, I'm going under and its raining outside, oh bugger it; I'm off down the new house site to see what probs await me there today.
Should have been playing golf but cried off due to inclemate weather, its pi**ing down!
Must be a great day over there if Hilts is just in Jeans and trainers, nothing else? [is Jean male or female?].

You'll have to guess what I'm wearing on the top half, Winks.

:o)

Hilary,
That's wiped out all of us foot fetishists for the rest of the day
SC