Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Think you've been caught bang to rights alan, have you got any welsh in your blood ,,check your family tree,, you can get help for this sort of complaint

WELSH!!! WELSH!!!
I will have you know I am from finest Romany extraction (My Mum and Dad used to blackmail Gypsies!!)

recognise these , alan?

Come on Al, your caught with your pants down!!!

And you will end up looking like one....

Wilbs,
You got some seriously strange sheep where you live, judging by the photo. You don't live near Sellafield by any chance???
Boz,
You need wider tops on the wellies for that pursuit, Though for the record, if you cover the front of your jumper with velcro, you can do it human style and get to kiss the sheep as well.

My favourite song? I'll never find another ewe.

thought it may have been,
i only have eyes for ewe!!

ewe lot are nutters!!!!!!!

Alan i have this porno movie if you want to borrow it..

Ewe go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong

Borrow it Jimmy? I star in it. Don't you think the teddy is just a real hunny when he puts his gimp mask on?

oh me oh my!!! alan, that's not heather dressed as a sheep, is it?????

She's nice.

is this her revenge?

bos
Is that a pig.

Been screwed

or is she more like this?

flippin' heck , driver. you are far too fast!!!

Im off to crown court soon. Wish me luck guys!