Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Ewe go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong

Borrow it Jimmy? I star in it. Don't you think the teddy is just a real hunny when he puts his gimp mask on?

oh me oh my!!! alan, that's not heather dressed as a sheep, is it?????

She's nice.

is this her revenge?

bos
Is that a pig.

Been screwed

or is she more like this?

flippin' heck , driver. you are far too fast!!!

Im off to crown court soon. Wish me luck guys!

good luck wilbs. just make sure you have a good brief and you'll be ok!!!

Thanks bos, my Barrister is good, its just the hearing today so the CPS know what to charge me with for the trial.
Best get off.
wilbs

Best of British, Wilbs. See you there! I'm appearing under section 22 of the mental health act!!!
Al

Cheers al, I diddn't see you there? I was in court number 3, you must of been in the special court room, I saw some men in dresses with some lovely hair doos.
Im glad thats over, gotta go back end of september for plea and sentencing, my brief and barrister said im def looking at time. Hopefully my shares will be worth something when I get out!!

wilbs
Blimmy wilbs what did you do kill some one. You should stock up on SEO before you go.

No chance he killed someone. If he did Cherie blair would be representing him and have him sentanced to a 2 week safari in Kenya and 14 nights with the page 3 model of his choice. To run concurrently.

I wish that was true al!!
It was not far off killing someone, im charged on a section 18 and thats not toooooo good. Ill do my time and will stock up on seo driver, how much can you get for two kids these days?? The thing im not looking forward to is porridge, I hate it!! Al, have you got any tips about picking the soap up in the shower? Ive been practicing but can't quite get the hang of it??

wilbs, practice flicking it up , like a football, that way you don't have to bend down!!!!

Blimey bos, think im

No problem wilbs ,,go on the trot, come down and stay on the south coast they'll never find you here...