Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I wish that was true al!!
It was not far off killing someone, im charged on a section 18 and thats not toooooo good. Ill do my time and will stock up on seo driver, how much can you get for two kids these days?? The thing im not looking forward to is porridge, I hate it!! Al, have you got any tips about picking the soap up in the shower? Ive been practicing but can't quite get the hang of it??

wilbs, practice flicking it up , like a football, that way you don't have to bend down!!!!

Blimey bos, think im

No problem wilbs ,,go on the trot, come down and stay on the south coast they'll never find you here...

mmmm.... like your thinking jimmy, blend in as a tourist, better eat loads of shit first!!! Think ill get away with it??

Speak with a yankee accent you'll be fine .

No jimmy, I have not got a bum bag and a

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Nite nite all....

Watch out wilbs that's alan , he does a bit of evening work.

Gotta do some evening work to supplement my meagre income. Its terrible living in abject poverty. Have you seen the price of Lamb these days. The only reason I bought SEO was I thought the packaging might bring the price down, and i like my lamb very fresh. Tender young flesh wrapped in a kind of clingfilm. Now you're talking.
Back to my day job as a diesel oil taster, minimum wage plus 14 litres a day of mouth wash.
Alan

go on , alan . we dare you!!!!!

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And after...

This is getting out of hand ,some of the terrible things people are saying about alan, . He'd never kill a sheep..

Never kill a sheep? I'll have you know I own the patent on the PAXO bullet. It kills chickens and stuffs them at the same time. It is currently undergoing trials for Buyit, Flogit & Hope supermarket chain, followed by a 12 chicken exclusivity period.
Further trials include the apple slingshot for pigs and the mint sauce enema for sheep. An RNS will follow as soon as I can be bothered to make one up.

By the way, the stain on the side of that foxy little lamb has nothing to do with me. It may possibly be a scar from the rehearsals fo Johnny Morris' Animal magic, when he tried to saw a lamb in half.

Do you think if I carry on like this I will get to post number 888. The most significantly lucky number there is to the Chinese?

I DID IT!!!!!!

Buyit, Flogit & Hope supermarket, with Al, wife and nipper.

Thats the bunny, but I don't think the wife suits trousers, do you??And my hair isn't permed any more. Thats soooo last week.

My God I am looking forward to Doncaster when SEO does its biz. I don't live that far away and BOY are you lot in for a shock!!!!