- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Has anyone seen BRITNEY SPEARS new song yet? LOL !

news flash just said war about to kick off

Do you think there's still time for an ante-post on the away side then Jeff?

Or do you think each-way might be a safer bet?

No, go for the away win, unlike the gooners tonight

Hope our side have got some muslim to put over the meat to keep the flys off

Is there any particular muslim that you think we should put over the meat, lw? Maybe if you asked nicely, the Prophet Muhammed himself might oblige. I've heard he's far superior at meat covering than some of those modern day imposters like bin Liner and Saddam Hussein.

As an alternative (and far better, imho) might be to cover the meat with some muslin which is a fine cotton cloth with a gauze-like appearance.

:-)

Me is a happy boy - still in AHT !

TIM
Told you it was a good trade

Morning all! This is Commander Pooch here reporting live from behind a large sand dune....all i can say is that it's bloody hot here and things are getting hotter!........Im just awaiting orders but will keep you all informed of what's going on......

...Poochy reporting from behind enemy lines on a Golf course.

That must have been a very bad shot off the tee!

Commander Pooch reporting from behind enemy lines in a wood. I can only say that things are not going smoothly but am pushing forward to the next tee. If i can reach objective 18 i will report back with any important News. I have seen many dangerous flying projectiles go past me here and im not sure if i will get through this mission without injury.

.....Over & out and may of lost it.....Pooch

Hello - anyone out there!

Been away being a tourist for the last 10 days and very little signs of life.......

Perhaps US friendly fire has hit here too.

Any chance of a cup of something stronger than tea?

Of course, little woman. There's always a fresh bottle of white wine in the fridge, some red behind the bar and all the usual suspects in full bottle form in the kitchen. (We don't bother with optic measures here!) Help yourself and make yourself comfy on the sofa. (Sorry about the dog hairs!)

Anyone seen Commander Pooch since he went over the top today? Should we be concerned? (He is on our side, isn't he?)

Vasey
That's Corporal Pooch, he's only just joined and has yet to earn a few stripes. Talking of bottles, bubbly time?

Optics! I've just got some new specs and now I can see what I'm saying, still doesn't make sense.

Saddam, when asked what time he has his tea answered, "when Tariq Aziz"!

You mean Private Pooch, can't get promoted to Corporal until he proved he has some leadership qualities...

Silly question - but where did Tiddles the cat come from?????? What happened to GD????

Feeling a little bit tipsey - lovery bit of red, need to get some sleep before it's enforced.....

Little Woman
Where you been then?

Hils..re earlier thread...I know what I meant...!!
Public Holiday over here 'human rights day'...not sure if they have a 'human lefts day' or even a 'human ambidextrous day' ??
Any way its 9.34 here and about 30 degrees and rising, going to be a warm one, not a cloud in the sky and I'll be playing golf at midday [shades of Noel Coward come to mind].
Still I have our own motorised cart plus there are refreshment stops on the way round, egg banjoes but no snorkers and certainly no Glos black spots.
Then fly fishing later in nearby dam, catch a couple of trout hopefully and that'll be supper provided non gratis, wash it all sown with some very cold and fresh local sauvignon blanc, next doors a vineyard.

Life's a bitch huh! Could only be improved by anothe 2-3000 points on the ftse.

Pooch..keep your head down going over the top, remember Blackadder.
"Head between your legs and kiss you wotsit goodbye"..."FORE"..lw
:-0))

Ahhhhhhhhhh. It's Mustapha Willie. How are you hanging?

:-)

the question for this morning is when to bail out of AHT.