goldfinger
- 09 Jun 2005 12:25
Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).
Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.
cheers GF.
jimmy b
- 01 Aug 2005 20:48
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No problem wilbs ,,go on the trot, come down and stay on the south coast they'll never find you here...
jimmy b
- 01 Aug 2005 21:15
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Speak with a yankee accent you'll be fine .
wilbs
- 01 Aug 2005 21:35
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No jimmy, I have not got a bum bag and a

T-SHIRT
and a chilli dog
and a tin of
err, sorry, wrong picture, I think ive had too much soup, er I mean wine. Better go to
with a
Nite nite all....
jimmy b
- 01 Aug 2005 22:23
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Watch out wilbs that's alan , he does a bit of evening work.
hewittalan6
- 01 Aug 2005 22:54
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Gotta do some evening work to supplement my meagre income. Its terrible living in abject poverty. Have you seen the price of Lamb these days. The only reason I bought SEO was I thought the packaging might bring the price down, and i like my lamb very fresh. Tender young flesh wrapped in a kind of clingfilm. Now you're talking.
Back to my day job as a diesel oil taster, minimum wage plus 14 litres a day of mouth wash.
Alan
driver
- 01 Aug 2005 23:12
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bosley
- 02 Aug 2005 07:20
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go on , alan . we dare you!!!!!
jimmy b
- 02 Aug 2005 10:29
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This is getting out of hand ,some of the terrible things people are saying about alan, . He'd never kill a sheep..
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 14:44
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Never kill a sheep? I'll have you know I own the patent on the PAXO bullet. It kills chickens and stuffs them at the same time. It is currently undergoing trials for Buyit, Flogit & Hope supermarket chain, followed by a 12 chicken exclusivity period.
Further trials include the apple slingshot for pigs and the mint sauce enema for sheep. An RNS will follow as soon as I can be bothered to make one up.
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 14:46
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By the way, the stain on the side of that foxy little lamb has nothing to do with me. It may possibly be a scar from the rehearsals fo Johnny Morris' Animal magic, when he tried to saw a lamb in half.
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 14:47
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Do you think if I carry on like this I will get to post number 888. The most significantly lucky number there is to the Chinese?
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 14:47
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I DID IT!!!!!!
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 14:59
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Thats the bunny, but I don't think the wife suits trousers, do you??And my hair isn't permed any more. Thats soooo last week.
hewittalan6
- 02 Aug 2005 15:00
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My God I am looking forward to Doncaster when SEO does its biz. I don't live that far away and BOY are you lot in for a shock!!!!
jimmy b
- 02 Aug 2005 16:01
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don't come in trousers and a jacket !!