- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Is there any particular muslim that you think we should put over the meat, lw? Maybe if you asked nicely, the Prophet Muhammed himself might oblige. I've heard he's far superior at meat covering than some of those modern day imposters like bin Liner and Saddam Hussein.

As an alternative (and far better, imho) might be to cover the meat with some muslin which is a fine cotton cloth with a gauze-like appearance.

:-)

Me is a happy boy - still in AHT !

TIM
Told you it was a good trade

Morning all! This is Commander Pooch here reporting live from behind a large sand dune....all i can say is that it's bloody hot here and things are getting hotter!........Im just awaiting orders but will keep you all informed of what's going on......

...Poochy reporting from behind enemy lines on a Golf course.

That must have been a very bad shot off the tee!

Commander Pooch reporting from behind enemy lines in a wood. I can only say that things are not going smoothly but am pushing forward to the next tee. If i can reach objective 18 i will report back with any important News. I have seen many dangerous flying projectiles go past me here and im not sure if i will get through this mission without injury.

.....Over & out and may of lost it.....Pooch

Hello - anyone out there!

Been away being a tourist for the last 10 days and very little signs of life.......

Perhaps US friendly fire has hit here too.

Any chance of a cup of something stronger than tea?

Of course, little woman. There's always a fresh bottle of white wine in the fridge, some red behind the bar and all the usual suspects in full bottle form in the kitchen. (We don't bother with optic measures here!) Help yourself and make yourself comfy on the sofa. (Sorry about the dog hairs!)

Anyone seen Commander Pooch since he went over the top today? Should we be concerned? (He is on our side, isn't he?)

Vasey
That's Corporal Pooch, he's only just joined and has yet to earn a few stripes. Talking of bottles, bubbly time?

Optics! I've just got some new specs and now I can see what I'm saying, still doesn't make sense.

Saddam, when asked what time he has his tea answered, "when Tariq Aziz"!

You mean Private Pooch, can't get promoted to Corporal until he proved he has some leadership qualities...

Silly question - but where did Tiddles the cat come from?????? What happened to GD????

Feeling a little bit tipsey - lovery bit of red, need to get some sleep before it's enforced.....

Little Woman
Where you been then?

Hils..re earlier thread...I know what I meant...!!
Public Holiday over here 'human rights day'...not sure if they have a 'human lefts day' or even a 'human ambidextrous day' ??
Any way its 9.34 here and about 30 degrees and rising, going to be a warm one, not a cloud in the sky and I'll be playing golf at midday [shades of Noel Coward come to mind].
Still I have our own motorised cart plus there are refreshment stops on the way round, egg banjoes but no snorkers and certainly no Glos black spots.
Then fly fishing later in nearby dam, catch a couple of trout hopefully and that'll be supper provided non gratis, wash it all sown with some very cold and fresh local sauvignon blanc, next doors a vineyard.

Life's a bitch huh! Could only be improved by anothe 2-3000 points on the ftse.

Pooch..keep your head down going over the top, remember Blackadder.
"Head between your legs and kiss you wotsit goodbye"..."FORE"..lw
:-0))

Ahhhhhhhhhh. It's Mustapha Willie. How are you hanging?

:-)

the question for this morning is when to bail out of AHT.

Hi All,

Jeffmack - just returned from doing my bit for tourism in Egypt. Not many of us about, which is a shame, as Egypt has no crime (they still have the death penalty for what we consider minor things) and it's a long way from the Iraq and the Egyptians take the security of foreigners very seriously (biggest employment sector!) Everywhere I went, the tourist police outnumbered the tourists!

Nice to see you and Hilary doing better in the trading game. Sorry I've not been able to do my bit while I was away, but before I went away, I made sure I didn't do any worse. Now the struggle to regroup!

Little willie, - where are you at the moment? 3 hours ahead - perhaps Kuwait or Iraq? Should have logged on earlier as I've been awake since 5am. My body thinks it's 7am and I have to get to breakfast before the coach leaves before I get to take a look at a pile of impressive looking stones.......

Hils..lucky my name wasn'tCrap eh! Hanging great but in need of a dip in the pool....*****SPLASH !!!!

Tim..stay in, more to come, imho..

LW..Don't expect too many in Iraq are dipping in the pool, no, now living full time in winelands of South Africa [Paarl]. Did Cairo and the Nile a few years ago very begrudgingly; yurned out the best and most interesting trip I'd ever done, I loved every minute except for the dreaded 'Gypie' tummy and paying 1 egyptian [20p] per 10 sheets of toilet paper to the man standing outside the lavatory door whilst I was inside suffering!! We had 3 days at the Cairo Intercontinental to do the Museum [fantastic] and the Pyramids plus Sphinx [also terrific]. We also flew to Abu Simbal from the Naswan Dam well worth doing. If you get the chance do go to the Son et Laumiere at both Karnak and the Pyramids, really eerie and spellbinding. Never quite got my head around it all, talk about thought provoking. Valley of the Kings, watch out for rip off boys and don't drink the water but have fun, see you for tea at the Luxor hotel where Agatha Christie wrote "Death on the Nile"......lw

1 egyptian is currently about 11p, but as a person who always travels with my own supply of loo roll it wasn't a problem (& Dioralyte)! Did everything you recommended, except stayed on the East Bank at the Maadi Towers (view of the Giza Pyramids on a clear day while having breakfast)but was told by the few others who were there (and had been before) every time they visit, it changes. New discoveries, diffferent things open etc. etc. It was great to see all the "toutenkarmun" treasurers in the Cairo Museum and got very good at identifiying his cartouches!

So you keep in touch from SA, very nice. I thought it was 2 hours ahead, not 3? Only ever travelled through when my parents decided to live in Swaziland for a couple of years when I was a teenagager.

Well you'll be pleased to know that although it is unseasonably warm for the time of year, the weather today in sort of damp and grey!

Down here in darkest Cheltenham it has been a super bright and sunny day. I've just come in from the garden where I have been hoeing a couple of rows of old spot snorker bushes. I felt it was necessary to keep the strain alive in case lw ever comes over for a visit. He does love his snorkers!

I'd love to see the pyramids and the sphinx but I just loathe travelling. Do you think we could persuade the Egyptian government to bring them over for an exhibition sometime?

Where's Vasey, the bubbly is going flat?

Socs dear boy, hello old chap.
Been doing a bit of missionary work, its a new position for me!
It might be worth you doing a bit in your neck of the woods, right load of heathens get in the Pittville Pump Rooms, Cavendish House and Queens Hotel. Remember Charles Irving, he was a bit of a lad in his heyday, long gone now I believe; did he hail from Charlton Kings?
Correct on the snorkers, keep the bushes well watered and don't forget the top dressing.
Bloody Biltong over here; I mean, who hangs perfectly good rib-eye on a bush in the sun and lets it dry out, bloody sacriledge that's what it is!
That King Tuts death mask is unbelievable, solid gold it hypnotises you, wow!

LW you are correct in saying its 2 hours ahead here, did I say otherwise? bloody computer error if I did!
Have a great w/end all....lw

Evening all

What a lovely day, and a good week for investors.

LW... Very good week for PRM, may finally push thru the 70p level next week.