Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

go on , alan . we dare you!!!!!

Before......



During...



And after...

This is getting out of hand ,some of the terrible things people are saying about alan, . He'd never kill a sheep..

Never kill a sheep? I'll have you know I own the patent on the PAXO bullet. It kills chickens and stuffs them at the same time. It is currently undergoing trials for Buyit, Flogit & Hope supermarket chain, followed by a 12 chicken exclusivity period.
Further trials include the apple slingshot for pigs and the mint sauce enema for sheep. An RNS will follow as soon as I can be bothered to make one up.

By the way, the stain on the side of that foxy little lamb has nothing to do with me. It may possibly be a scar from the rehearsals fo Johnny Morris' Animal magic, when he tried to saw a lamb in half.

Do you think if I carry on like this I will get to post number 888. The most significantly lucky number there is to the Chinese?

I DID IT!!!!!!

Buyit, Flogit & Hope supermarket, with Al, wife and nipper.

Thats the bunny, but I don't think the wife suits trousers, do you??And my hair isn't permed any more. Thats soooo last week.

My God I am looking forward to Doncaster when SEO does its biz. I don't live that far away and BOY are you lot in for a shock!!!!

I bet were not.

don't come in trousers and a jacket !!

jimmy , i know . it can get a bit messy!! i thought it was sheep alan came in anyway.....

Thats a vicious rumour put about by people who know me well. Anyway, I'm struggling with my songwriting. Got the first couple of lines. Can anyone help me from here;
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck...................


Alternatively,
Mary had a little lamb,
Now the Welsh CSA are looking for Alan.................

Just keep up the night job..

What a nice pig.

I like this one.

No driver , that's what you call a pig !!

I just love pigs!!

They're so... pink.

Pink Pig.