OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Hmm, pass the redcurrent jelly please.

Baaahhhhhh

keaydian you are not a lamb and you dont have hooves and you dont eat grass and you dont have a nice woolly skin and you say horrible things about sheep and things like that

i am a lamb and i am not very happy

bunny please can you tell them all to stop being nasty to lambs and sheep

i am a lamb

KEAYDIAN: If you're going to be a lamb like Lambykins you have to have a dinky bell around your neck. You will also be fondled by Chocolat, so there is an upside. [Searching for piccie . . .]

Now then chaps no nasty stuff to lambs and sheep - we only serve lamb substitute in this establishment in respect to our fleecy friends, so behave please.

Good to see some regulars back again after short breaks :>)

Tea and coffee on the go ready as and when....

Morning Bunny, coffee please! Are we having lamb substitute for lunch today? We all like lambs really! I hope you are not going to set that big mutt on us if we misbehave!

LOL morning Kim - coffee for you :>)
We will be having roast lamb substitute today - listen folks if Basil Fawlty could get veal substitute back in the 70's I can get lamb substitute in 2009 LOL - with roast veggies and a rhubarb crumble with custard to follow :>)

Rhubarb crumble! Oh yes! All I need now is to hear that Gordon Brown is to call an election in May and my life is complete! :o)

LOL can't magic up the 2nd one I'm afraid ;>)

Morning all

Who's that using the Buny Basement phone?

Are you putting in the weekly order Lamb? We're out of mint sauce heh! heh! Oops!

Morning all I wish you would stop upsetting that lamb, you dont have to live with him ...

He should be a nice size now, some good legs and a huge Barnsley chop :-)

Mmm, go well with some fava beans and a nice Chianti ftftftftftft!

Sorry, can't help it! Need treatment. Soon. Or a nice lamb chop ;o)

OK got to get tough now on this lamby field day stuff - any more and I'll cut the guinness pipeline! Sorry Spacie but you know what it's like.....

Bunny we will have to rename you Bully....LOL

NOOOOOO! Not the Guinness pipeline, please Bunny, we'll be good from now on!!!!

Here, little lamb, come and sit on my knee (drool, dribble) (Gulp) It's going to be difficult but I can do it!

Ok no need to go overboard LOL

Lunch is served - help yourselves :>)

Lamb-flavoured Tofu -- yucck!

Large glass of the house red, quickly please.

Well I don't know MM I mean insulting the kitchen staff round here is a dangerous practice..........;>)