Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

My God I am looking forward to Doncaster when SEO does its biz. I don't live that far away and BOY are you lot in for a shock!!!!

I bet were not.

don't come in trousers and a jacket !!

jimmy , i know . it can get a bit messy!! i thought it was sheep alan came in anyway.....

Thats a vicious rumour put about by people who know me well. Anyway, I'm struggling with my songwriting. Got the first couple of lines. Can anyone help me from here;
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck...................


Alternatively,
Mary had a little lamb,
Now the Welsh CSA are looking for Alan.................

Just keep up the night job..

What a nice pig.

I like this one.

No driver , that's what you call a pig !!

I just love pigs!!

They're so... pink.

Pink Pig.

Two Pink Pigs.

Ex Girlfriend , glad she's gone.

Thought I better put my 2 pennies worth in.



Only in america!!!

Driver, thats an Aardvaark. Even I wouldn't stoop as low as an aardvaark. See your point though (groan!!)

Okay, okay. It's a hedgehog or porcupine body and the joke was crap, but it's still an aardvaarks head.

Al who asked you any way?

This is an hedgehog.

This is a pink hedgehog.