- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Typical, finally get to T room to pick up my guinness, crashed PC, didn't spill my beer though!

STORMCALLER
Since you seem to like your Guinness, how do you like this:

A Yank goes into a pub in Ireland and shouts to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear the Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give 20,000 Euros to anybody here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is silent and no one takes up the Yank's offer except that gets up and leaves.

Fifteen minutes later the same Paddy shows up again and taps the Yank on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good", asks Paddy?

The Yanks says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately Paddy knocks back the lot in 1 minute flat.

Everyone applauds in amazement at this feat and the Yank duly hands over the 20,000 Euros. The Yank says "Fair dues, you won the bet, but if you don't mind me asking, where did you go for that 15 minutes you were gone"?

Paddy replies "Oh, I had to go to the pub down the road to see if I could do it first".

Da da!

Socs,
I think I know the guy, or at least someone who claims to be him

Stormy
I suspect everyone knows him. Having said that, my pint of Creme de Menthe never turned up so I'm out of here and up the stairs to Bedfordshire. Mind how you go on your intergalactic commuting, see you tomorrow.

Socco

Goodnight Socs

Another guinness for me, I've earned it, only crashed pc once today!

Time I left, think I am seeing ghosts.
Goodnight
SC

:)

See Soc's, early to bed, a fairly early rise ;o) I did turn in early I'm 40 now and desperately need my beauty sleep ;o)

Jeffmac, Tenterden is lovely, I've only been here since May but love it, where abouts are you? ps, i try to stay out of reclamation yards ;o)

Guess its my turn to sweep through... Get started on the breakfasts.

brockman,
Waited ages for one of your breakfasts, any chance??
Feel I deserve it, did really well fixing PC this morning, running dead slow, hit it, swore at it, watered it......switched it on it seems fine now

Storm caller, if that is you with the ghost in the machine then it is very clever! but why is the header slighty down the page?

Socks, I think that is one of your best jokes yet! :-)

oh the ghost is gone!

Hello GD,
Thanks for the Guinness yesterday, might I reciprocate?

(oh and er yes)

Got lonely

Ghosty: Who the hell was that ghost in the machine?
Poochy: I don't know?
Ghosty: really scared me.

GD,
I see you also like to play, cleverer than me I suspect, I barely know how to turn these damn things on.

Thirsty work this, I'll have another guinness

I cannot remember how to do now? oh well!

cup of tea then.

GD,
You are not trying to pull the wool over my eyes, playing the age thing again are you??

What do you mean - age thing?

All that forgetting and stuff, thought you might be making subtle comment