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BP are they worth 350p (BP)
mitzy - 25 May 2010 08:48
The oil rig disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has damaged BP's reputation will they manage to avoid a share collapse to 350p.?
472p to buy this morning.
472p to buy this morning.
cynic
- 19 Jul 2010 21:11
- 922 of 1170
what a treat!
why do you need to go to AD? ..... it really is something of a dump
why do you need to go to AD? ..... it really is something of a dump
Clubman3509
- 19 Jul 2010 21:15
- 923 of 1170
On my way to Heathrow. Doha UAE not aba dabi. First class was full of pop star chavs I could not sleep for them.
Clubman3509
- 19 Jul 2010 21:26
- 924 of 1170
US coast guards have just said that there is no leakage in or around the valve so it now held up for 4 days. The share price should rise with this great news
Clubman3509
- 19 Jul 2010 21:29
- 925 of 1170
cynic
- 19 Jul 2010 22:01
- 926 of 1170
i don't like qatar either ..... dubai is bad enough, though that is better than saudi which i have to visit next month
markymar
- 19 Jul 2010 22:31
- 927 of 1170
Guess this is a short tom...chuck enough mud it sticks.
aldwickk
- 20 Jul 2010 09:09
- 928 of 1170
Cynic
Are you a Middle East Peace envoy ?
Are you a Middle East Peace envoy ?
cynic
- 20 Jul 2010 09:16
- 929 of 1170
hardly! .... have dealings with chemical companies and oilfield services
Balerboy
- 20 Jul 2010 10:31
- 930 of 1170
Thats another way of saying you put the lubicant on condoms is it????
chav
- 20 Jul 2010 10:43
- 931 of 1170
Ali's best mate pre Iraq war?
tabasco - 20 Jul 2010 10:45 - 932 of 1170
He adds an anesthetic to condoms so he can have sex with the wife without waking her upsneaky?
Balerboy
- 20 Jul 2010 10:48
- 933 of 1170
lol.
Master RSI - 20 Jul 2010 15:23 - 934 of 1170
Talking about wives >>>>>>>>>>>>>
A joke about them
"Two women friends had been on a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that read.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "
A joke about them
"Two women friends had been on a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that read.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "
Clubman3509
- 20 Jul 2010 15:37
- 935 of 1170
LOL Was it clinics Mrs.
cynic
- 20 Jul 2010 15:44
- 936 of 1170
she'll just about walk up the high street!
i'm afraid she's almost more married to her car than me - still, who can blame her
i'm afraid she's almost more married to her car than me - still, who can blame her
Clubman3509
- 20 Jul 2010 15:51
- 937 of 1170
הימור הכלבה תופס אותו חמור הא מרפאה
cynic
- 20 Jul 2010 15:55
- 938 of 1170
can't guarantee the accuracy of the translation, but i dare say it makes some sense to clubby .... "Bet the dog catches it first donkey clinic"
Clubman3509
- 20 Jul 2010 15:56
- 939 of 1170
Don't speak Hebrew then Clinic
cynic
- 20 Jul 2010 15:57
- 940 of 1170
don't read it either, though i learnt in my youth for barmitzvah
Clubman3509
- 20 Jul 2010 16:00
- 941 of 1170
What time do you finish at the office, ask the boss if you can go for a beer with Clubby I would love to meet you.
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