Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

And a collection of hampsters.

H, how are the nipple clamps??

The nipple clamps are bloody sore, but thanks for your concern Wilbs.
I couldn'nt dominate alan if i tried, even a lion tamer would struggle.
from
H
xx

Thats ok H, I was a bot concerned.



It should have the name alan.

Al late for work again.

No mate not me! I'm never late for work,I roll out of bed and i'm in the office. Thats the down side of working from home. And Heathers never late cos most of her work is in bed anyway!!!!! 8-)

I like it driver, nice one.

YOU LOT DEFINITELY NEED A CHECK UP FROM THE NECK UP !!

Jimmy,
DEFIANTLY? You mean we would have to be dragged kicking and screaming, in one of those lovely canvas jackets, by those nice young men in the white coats? If it was good enough for Harry Houdini...........

harry who????

said the locksmith

Ok i spelled definitely wrong ,i had just made a long journey home and was tired, i have corrected it ..

i was looking for a yawn pic for the seo thread when i stumbled across a great site for alan.
http://users.forthnet.gr/ath/nektar/kma/contents62.htm

i have to say the 3 rear entry positions are my favs and the stag. i also like the yawn.....

Just had a look i didn't know any of this stuff bosley, , no wonder i havn't got a girlfriend.

Are those ways possible????? Are these people a different species to me???? Do you realise there are states in America where that would be illegal on any day ending in a "Y"???
But I'm not convinced by Bosleys excuse that he was looking for a yawn picture and "stumbled across it". C'mon Boz. You can tell us the truth. We wont spill the beans to your other half.
Alan

honest mate!!!! i just typed in "yawning... dirty sex positions" and up it came!!!! anyway, i go on proper sites. none of this amateur drawing crap. and it's all free and categorized!!!!

bos
You must have typed it in wrong.

Bos, I'd have your internet conection tested. Driver searched for "yawning pussy" and look what he got!!!!

Blimey Al, looks like H was right when she can't keep up with you!!!

A few amusing pictures to cheer up a dull grey wet day in Norfolk.

Al on holiday.

This brings back memories...



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Al as a boy. (sorry about the swear word)