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BP are they worth 350p (BP)     

mitzy - 25 May 2010 08:48

The oil rig disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has damaged BP's reputation will they manage to avoid a share collapse to 350p.?

Chart.aspx?Provider=EODIntra&Code=BP.&Si

472p to buy this morning.

cynic - 19 Jul 2010 22:01 - 926 of 1170

i don't like qatar either ..... dubai is bad enough, though that is better than saudi which i have to visit next month

markymar - 19 Jul 2010 22:31 - 927 of 1170

Guess this is a short tom...chuck enough mud it sticks.

aldwickk - 20 Jul 2010 09:09 - 928 of 1170

Cynic

Are you a Middle East Peace envoy ?

cynic - 20 Jul 2010 09:16 - 929 of 1170

hardly! .... have dealings with chemical companies and oilfield services

Balerboy - 20 Jul 2010 10:31 - 930 of 1170

Thats another way of saying you put the lubicant on condoms is it????

chav - 20 Jul 2010 10:43 - 931 of 1170

Ali's best mate pre Iraq war?

tabasco - 20 Jul 2010 10:45 - 932 of 1170

He adds an anesthetic to condoms so he can have sex with the wife without waking her upsneaky?

Balerboy - 20 Jul 2010 10:48 - 933 of 1170

lol.

Master RSI - 20 Jul 2010 15:23 - 934 of 1170

Talking about wives >>>>>>>>>>>>>

A joke about them

"Two women friends had been on a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that read.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "

Clubman3509 - 20 Jul 2010 15:37 - 935 of 1170

LOL Was it clinics Mrs.

cynic - 20 Jul 2010 15:44 - 936 of 1170

she'll just about walk up the high street!
i'm afraid she's almost more married to her car than me - still, who can blame her

Clubman3509 - 20 Jul 2010 15:51 - 937 of 1170

הימור הכלבה תופס אותו חמור הא מרפאה

cynic - 20 Jul 2010 15:55 - 938 of 1170

can't guarantee the accuracy of the translation, but i dare say it makes some sense to clubby .... "Bet the dog catches it first donkey clinic"

Clubman3509 - 20 Jul 2010 15:56 - 939 of 1170

Don't speak Hebrew then Clinic

cynic - 20 Jul 2010 15:57 - 940 of 1170

don't read it either, though i learnt in my youth for barmitzvah

Clubman3509 - 20 Jul 2010 16:00 - 941 of 1170

What time do you finish at the office, ask the boss if you can go for a beer with Clubby I would love to meet you.

Master RSI - 20 Jul 2010 16:00 - 942 of 1170

Some more assets on the window shop or is the family silver for sell ...........


P: To Sell Oil,Gas Production, Exploration Assets In Pakistan

Today : Tuesday 20 July 2010
BP PLC (Bp) plans to sell its oil and gas production assets and exploration licenses in Pakistan as part of a divestment process aimed at raising $10 billion to cover the cost of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, a company spokesman said Tuesday.

Pakistan is not a core area for BP. Its assets there produced 173 million cubic feet of gas a day in 2009, 2% of the company's total natural gas output.

All of BP's Pakistan oil and gas production operations are based in the Sindh province. It also has significant offshore acreage for hydrocarbon exploration.

cynic - 20 Jul 2010 16:05 - 943 of 1170

clubby - am happy to do so when you are in london ..... i live and work about 20 miles west of heathrow

Clubman3509 - 20 Jul 2010 16:08 - 944 of 1170

I am in London now, arrived Heathrow this morning. will be staying at my Chelsea pad for 5 days then off to Hong Kong. Leave from Heathrow on 25/07/10

I could get one of my boys to pick you up.

tabasco - 20 Jul 2010 16:11 - 945 of 1170

FFSReggie Kraylol
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