The oil rig disaster in the Gulf of Mexico has damaged BP's reputation will they manage to avoid a share collapse to 350p.?



472p to buy this morning.

Talking about wives >>>>>>>>>>>>>

A joke about them

"Two women friends had been on a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that read.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We will never forget you.' "

LOL Was it clinics Mrs.

she'll just about walk up the high street!
i'm afraid she's almost more married to her car than me - still, who can blame her

הימור הכלבה תופס אותו חמור הא מרפאה

can't guarantee the accuracy of the translation, but i dare say it makes some sense to clubby .... "Bet the dog catches it first donkey clinic"

Don't speak Hebrew then Clinic

don't read it either, though i learnt in my youth for barmitzvah

What time do you finish at the office, ask the boss if you can go for a beer with Clubby I would love to meet you.

Some more assets on the window shop or is the family silver for sell ...........


P: To Sell Oil,Gas Production, Exploration Assets In Pakistan

Today : Tuesday 20 July 2010
BP PLC (Bp) plans to sell its oil and gas production assets and exploration licenses in Pakistan as part of a divestment process aimed at raising $10 billion to cover the cost of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, a company spokesman said Tuesday.

Pakistan is not a core area for BP. Its assets there produced 173 million cubic feet of gas a day in 2009, 2% of the company's total natural gas output.

All of BP's Pakistan oil and gas production operations are based in the Sindh province. It also has significant offshore acreage for hydrocarbon exploration.

clubby - am happy to do so when you are in london ..... i live and work about 20 miles west of heathrow

I am in London now, arrived Heathrow this morning. will be staying at my Chelsea pad for 5 days then off to Hong Kong. Leave from Heathrow on 25/07/10

I could get one of my boys to pick you up.

FFSReggie Kraylol

Don't be silly Tabby, Clubby has EU security

where in chelsea, unless you fancy a drink or lunch at my golf club - don't actually own it of course, as the card wouldn't stretch THAT far
am quite capable of driving my invalid carriage, but thanks for the offer

ADRs $35.51 at london close

If its Reggie Kray it will be his ghost .

and closed at $35.20 but $35.61 after hours

With ftse likely to open very strong, a good rebound on the cards

What the BP shareholders are singing...........

Mammy,
Mammy,
Take your boy Obamy
back to Alabamy..

BP Signs North America and Egypt Asset Deals with Apache
Release date: 20 July 2010

BP announced today that it has entered into several agreements to sell upstream assets in the United States, Canada and Egypt to Apache Corporation. The deals, together worth a total of $7 billion, comprise BPs Permian Basin assets in Texas and south-east New Mexico, US; its Western Canadian upstream gas assets; and the Western Desert business concessions and East Badr El-din exploration concession in Egypt.

The decision to make these divestments follows the announcement made by BP last month that it was increasing its target for divestments to $10 billion. The proceeds of the sales will be used by BP to increase the cash available to the group. .............

Asset Deals with Apache

Clubby is long 60k Go on my son.