Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Had a day at southend yesterday, very nice, with my eyes closed I thought I was at the Caribbean.

I can see how you got mistaken driver.

You can keep the carribean. Go anywhere in my home patch of Yorkshire and you will think you're in the third world (with apologies to Monty pythons meaning of Life)

And look at the dogs you have there al.



Freaky.

Have you got her phone number wilbs ??

Sorry jimmy its private. And anyway, shes very quiet and you wouldn't be able to hear her.

Big Phone.

HELLO!!!!!

Big phones have been around for ages.

This man drives one.

This man has no body to talk too.

He shouldn't be hanging around phone boxes.

When you want one etc, etc.

He got legless at the pub and just wants a taxi home.

You ought to see the pictures of his other half.

Here she is..

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Well here we are, Saturday again. ITS CRICKET DAY. Ahhh the sound of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd! The sound of leather on willow (occaisionally when we're batting), the chance when bowling to rub your genitals in public without getting arrested, the opportunity to make it 6 in a row. And I confidently predict we will wallop Horbury Bridge, to move into safety from relegation. I turned down a lot of money to play for Rothwell today instead of turning out for some dodgy team called England at Edgebaston, so here's hoping I made the right choice.

Good luck al, who that england team? Where do they play? Ive never heard of them but they sound dodgy.

So how did you get on Al? Looks like its a dumb blonde and a soon to be con on this thread now. It seems the intelligent posters have moved over to another one but I know they will be back cos they will all run out of stuff to talk about.