Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Sorry jimmy its private. And anyway, shes very quiet and you wouldn't be able to hear her.

Big Phone.

HELLO!!!!!

Big phones have been around for ages.

This man drives one.

This man has no body to talk too.

He shouldn't be hanging around phone boxes.

When you want one etc, etc.

He got legless at the pub and just wants a taxi home.

You ought to see the pictures of his other half.

Here she is..

Thread created for The more intelligent

https://www.moneyam.com/InvestorsRoom/posts.php?tid=8461#lastread

Well here we are, Saturday again. ITS CRICKET DAY. Ahhh the sound of the greasepaint and the smell of the crowd! The sound of leather on willow (occaisionally when we're batting), the chance when bowling to rub your genitals in public without getting arrested, the opportunity to make it 6 in a row. And I confidently predict we will wallop Horbury Bridge, to move into safety from relegation. I turned down a lot of money to play for Rothwell today instead of turning out for some dodgy team called England at Edgebaston, so here's hoping I made the right choice.

Good luck al, who that england team? Where do they play? Ive never heard of them but they sound dodgy.

So how did you get on Al? Looks like its a dumb blonde and a soon to be con on this thread now. It seems the intelligent posters have moved over to another one but I know they will be back cos they will all run out of stuff to talk about.

Are there any intelligent posters in here? Beats the hell out of me where they came from. We won (Murdered them actually). Mid table mediocrity is now ours. Not bad since we lost the first 7 games on the bounce, and now won the last 6. Season should start in June and then we might win the league.
You wont be a con, Wilbs. Don't know what section 18 is but they need the cells free for all the terrorists!! If you are gonna be in court, now might be the best time!!! I'm on your side even if I don't know the facts of it, so I put in my application for jury service, just in case.

absolutely right , wilbs. there is only a limited amount of intelligence on most of the threads , so this one will soon be busy again. well done alan. i hope H is going to reward you!!! ( make a video , me and wilbs will buy a copy)

Anyone here?????

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??????

Oh, hi there wilbs, how are you?
Im fine thanks wilbs, how about your good self?
Fine thanks, anyway wilbs, I must dash.
Ok wilbs, see you later.
Bye.

Though I was alone there!!

I'm still here Wilbs (though erratically). Having to damn well earn a living today which is seriously cramping my enjoyment of the boards. I was going to complain to the Managing Director about the slavish hours and crap wages but then realised that I'm the MD and would probably tell myself to stop whining and crack on, or go find another job. Miserable bloody slavedriver, that MD.
Alan

wilbs
Thats what my daughter says when she phones from Scotland.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Scotland here.