CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Patience bunny, its time will come ...
and you'd better watch out if that
is how Socs greets you these days .......one
photo and the men are all over you :-))

jj and bunny, I suggest you put something in his drink to calm him down a bit, he cant help it he is from Scotland ;-)

TIM, you can have my plutonium if you want I gave it up a couple of years ago as my new years resolution and I havnt gone back to it....

I do not like German keyboards they have loads of different placings the worst one is the Y key which is not where it should be and the @ is in a very strange place as well.

And what use are keys like and and and to any normal person ?????

First sensible decision Big Ears has made... hope
Lambykins has charged a good rate Priscilla!!!

Hey wait a minute Spaceman, I only live five miles from Big Al, it
is not Scotland's fault he is out of control ..:-)) We shall
find something for the drink though, good idea.

Well to be fair, you'd have to be 'dopey' to want to marry her. And there's plenty of dope upstairs. But, as the late Sir James Goldsmith said....'the minute you marry the mistress, you create a job vacancy!'......maybe Lamby want to get all snuggly with Jug Ears?

Did anyone see the Panorama programme on their 'little problem' regarding the law and their original venue? Classic!

Can I have some of that grass you've been cutting JJ? Oh & could you roll it for me as well. Ta very much. Money's in the usual place.

Give Lamby some credit for good taste, Priscilla! They should both be put out to grass.

Safe trip home Lamby and Spaceman.

7th Floor - you'll have to roll it yourself, I would
just make a hash of it .

I'm not from Scotland.

Everything is good Bun buns. x

Priscilla, hello. Not sure if i like the name 'woofers'? sounds a bit woofy? i see what you mean, ok. x


Could i get a jug of Bods please.
:-)

Priscilla
Are going for a 4 bust this week?

Hi Socks and jj.

Hi GD. I went round to the old cafe last weekend. It's been turned into a Turkish massage parlour, no change there then!

The bloke i sold it to said he would turn it into an antique store!. Had me fooled!

Do you have to be Turkish to visit a Turkish massage parlour, or does it just mean that the masseur is a Turk?

Hi GD and Socs.

Jug of Bods on its way for the honorary client ....... bows
and scrapes to his highness.

Maybe it was a massage parlour for old bods?

4 might well be possible sometime soon, my little Cherub!

Pooch, I did ponder on the ideas of 'Yapper', 'Barker', 'Howler' or 'Woofer' and decided 'Woofer' lent itself better to diminutives, such as 'Woofykins'. 'Yappykins' sounds like an accident in bowel control of small dogs, 'Barkykins' suggests an imbalance in the brain and 'Howlikins' made no sense at all!

See! There was logic behind my term of endearment.

Spaceman - you're lucky there's half of it left. I must be cool, calm and collected this week! ;-)))

Ladies - I'm sure I need no artificial stimulants/depressants to be "bold".




Now where's that ruddy bike?

.....................and while we're at it, who emptied the 6th last bottle of Armagnac? Gonna have to contact the wholesaler - it's only 1 day until the weekend

LOL!

Well 'urry up then, or I won't budge up in the 'ammock.