Golddog
- 23 Jan 2003 13:39
jeffmack
- 31 Mar 2003 14:11
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Hil
Just checked and nothing there.
hilary
- 31 Mar 2003 14:15
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Thanks.
No problem. You can take it away if you like.
hilary
- 31 Mar 2003 14:48
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A blind rabbit is hopping across the woods and accidently bumps into a snake. "Sorry about that", says the rabbit, "but I'm blind". "Don't worry about it", says the snake, "I'm blind too. Let me feel you and I'll tell you what you are".
Anyway, the snake starts feeling the rabbit and he says "Well you're warm, you're furry and you've got floppy ears, so you must be a rabbit".
"That's correct", says the rabbit, "Now it's my turn to guess what you are". So the rabbit starts to feel the snake and he says "Well you're cold, you're slimy, you've got no backbone and you've got no balls. Therefore, you must be a Frenchman."
:-)
jeffmack
- 31 Mar 2003 16:00
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LOL, we have had some American colleagues over the past couple of weeks and they hate the French with a passion.
Socrates
- 31 Mar 2003 16:44
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Hilary
Brilliant joke and so topical too.
jeffmack
- 31 Mar 2003 16:47
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Socs, you et out of school early?
Socrates
- 31 Mar 2003 16:54
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Hi Jeff, no just home on time. Good day for shorters by the look of it.
8 Ball
- 31 Mar 2003 19:00
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Evening all.
You wouldnt believe Iraq was the same size has France would you.
If one German tank had entered France they would have surrendered by now.
Why should they help us now, they never helped us get the German's out of France.
hilary
- 31 Mar 2003 20:29
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Never a truer word said in jest, guys. FWIW, I love France and think it's a great country. It's just a shame that it's full of Frogs.
Kayak
- 31 Mar 2003 20:59
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"Why should they help us now, they never helped us get the German's out of France"... thereby wiping the whole of the French Resistance from the history books.
hightone
- 31 Mar 2003 22:12
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Hi all just got back from a few days in france went to euro Disney and do you know what!! each day when they close they have a firework display and each time a few bangers go off the french come and say we surrender, at 1st i thought it was hil going past in her lada (-: .
HT.
Hot Lips
- 01 Apr 2003 12:59
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may i come in and have a cup of coffee only it seems very nice here and a girl needs to relax from time to time i will leave the money on the counter
claire
vasey
- 01 Apr 2003 13:04
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Hot Lips: Please don't worry about money here. (The Pooch just tries to eat it!) You're most welcome and I know the Patron will jump all over you when he hears you have dropped in.
Haven't seen you posting before. Are you a trader, lurker or something else?
Hot Lips
- 01 Apr 2003 13:12
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hi vasey i have been lurking for a few weeks but have now found the courage to post here although this seems to be the only interesting thread on here i do have a number of shares which i have had for a while but they are basicaly worthless and i was hoping to find some bargains are you a trader?
Hot Lips
- 01 Apr 2003 13:21
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how do you post graphics?
jeffmack
- 01 Apr 2003 13:32
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Welcome hot lips claire
jeffmack
- 01 Apr 2003 13:34
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Hilary
I am not ignoring you, will reply soooooooooon
vasey
- 01 Apr 2003 13:36
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HL: Poochy is the expert on posting graphics and he loves showing the girlies his talents! I trade the odd thing, mostly shorting the life members of Crufts - so doesn't exactly take much talent!
Have a glass of wine with your coffee and put you feet up on the sofa. Sorry about the papers, poochy will shread them if they are within reach.....
jeffmack
- 01 Apr 2003 13:39
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Hot Lips
If you right click on any image you find on the internet you will see an address (URL).So you need to cut and paste the address here and wrap it as follows
(img src='ADDRESS')
replacing the ( ) brackets with the pointed ones < Like This
Hot Lips
- 01 Apr 2003 13:40
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hi jeffmack nice to meet you i am just off to the shops again
claire