OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Does a bear do number 2's in the woods?

(puff puff puff puff)

KEAYDIAN, is there is onyone there to see him?

Does he smoke a pipe?, Does he read the papers?

I do, he might.

I think we need proof; any volunteers? I can't go...waiting for a delivery van.

Morning all - as I wont be about over Easter I have had our stock of choccie edibles delivered today - tuck in as and when enough chocolate eggs to feed an army and possibly Keaydian's stomach too ;>)

Also doing roast chicken with all the trimmings lunchtime today, be ready around 1pm on the hot plates so again it's help yourselves and there's a nice cherry cheesecake or lemon tart to follow for a change from the chocolate theme.

Tea, coffee and danish ready - help yourselves.

(dives in)

Afternoon all! Thanks Bunny, you are a marvel. Let's see what we have then. Um, err, well there don't appear to be any choccie edibles left ;o)

Chicken smells good.

(scoff scoff scoff)

Plenty of roast chicken left, help yourselves - there's a spare stash of eggs in the cupboard Kim...
;>)

(scoff scoff scoff)

What's that Bunny, in the cupboard you say? Ok, can't wait, hee, hee! (Swings open cupboard door) EH! Whe.....where are they?! :o(

(behind the false back panel.....) ;>)

{:O)

Not anymore.

:0((

You snooze you lose.

(chomp chump chomp)

(lobs rolled up wrapper at Kim)

Ha ha

Hmmm, I recognize that wrapper, it's a really old one. Let's have a look......ah yes, it says best before May 1997, that's the one I found when I was putting some rat poison under the floorboards; it must have got mixed up with the new ones. Oh dear. Hee,hee!!

I'm not a rat, I'm a Lamb.

I am a lamb

keaydian you are not a lamb you are a lamb murderer

i am a lamb

I am a lamb I am.

Listen. Baaaaaahhhhhh

See

I am a lamb