Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

my girlfriend used to smoke. she gave up. now she just fumes, glowers and huffs and puffs whenever i have one!!! don't know why she gave up in the first place!!

nice pic jimmy!! big girls don't cry , so they say. they all cry when you go backdoor by surprise!!!

That's because she is a red hot chick called Vesta. Vesta Prometheus was her name I recall. Peroxide blonde with a fiery temper but smouldering looks that could melt the heart of the unwary. If you were brave enough to light the blue touch-paper after an evening of fireworks, she could really get on your wick (it was much better for both of you if you didn't have a short fuse).

Never met her jimmy. This is one of me ex's

Her friend bought me this book.

This is the sort of fat girl i like wilbs . Don't tell me she's one of your ex's

jimmy
You sure she fancy you..

What's wrong with me ,,big eyes , a huge smile , look at me there i'd go well with Cindy

I must admit you couldnt not adopt him.

jimmy, she is too ugly for me, couldnt touch it with a barge pole.

I know what you mean wilbs, this one moved in next door to me and came round trying the old,, can i borrow a cup of sugar routine,,i was having none of it , i'm not stupid . Told her , and her bisexual friend to leave immediately..

You don't want that sort of think living next door do you jimmy. Blimey, what do you have to do to get a peaceful life these days. You got off lite though jimmy, just imagine if all her friends came round. Nightmare....



I wouldnt stand for none of it!!

absolute nightmare. i mean, look at the state of that lawn!!! what kind of lawncare are those women using? do they know how to use a mower? oh ,if only they put as much effort into keeping the grass tidy as they obviously put into keeping their minges so clean, tidy and hairfree...... jimmy , you had a lucky escape! a lawn like that would have made your house look untidy.
here's a proper lawn... a man's lawn.

Nice lawn

What about this one.

A load of balls on this one.

Don't get this?

I get this one.

Hey driver, did you ever get that fence up and painted??
I hope you got the green bush out of the way first. ( if not ask al cos hes an expert)

Ok, competition time. Spot the difference. I will give you the obvious as a starter.