Trader of the Year
Got to be Ruthie, cos she has a swimming pool, sauna, sunbed, hot and cold jacuzzis, mudbath, 27 monitors, a boxer and a bulldog all in the garage - and a ginger rottweiler to stop the neighbours nicking her 16 sky tellies.
Poster of the Year
Well it's Jules for me - for 'that' post, because she's brave and strong and a bit of a bully.
Oh and she's gorgeous. She can't help being an Ozzie.
Ram of the year
Dil. He's done more for Welsh sheep than Clive Woodward could ever aspire to even if he came back as an Armenian Semico-arsewool in his next life.

Oh sorry, ramper - oops. That's Dil pulling a sheep, by the way - isn't he gorgeous?
Funniest Poster
This one?
"Mr President, sir - this is golf."
Oh ok - I'm still working on it.
Beat up the Markets award
Kyoto. I hope he comes back.