CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

I'd like some coffee please.

Spacie, get to work.

Viewing is great in the city today, lots of lovely ladies

Hi Jeff, you full time in town now?

I've just got back, fantastic. I reckon they all hibernate through the cold wet months.

Yes spacie

K, have a lay down

I hope they don't really mind me leering at them.

Can I get the Cafe's paddling pool out for the summer yet, or is this freak weather?

KEAYDIAN, yes feel free to use paddling pool, however please note the rules relating to its use:

Paddling Pool Rules
1) Chain saws are not allowed in the paddling pool.
2) Axes are not allowed in the paddling pool.
3) no drinking of paddling pool water is allowed.

Nothing about naked Fridays then, yipppeeeee

Blimey, they didn't hang about.

Hope they've gone by Friday.

We are having weather all day today, or so the forecast says. Must find some time for a trip to the Malvern Spring Show sometime this week. Welcome back everyone, it's been a bit too quiet of late.

I think I'll try out my submarine in the pool, mind the periscope!

Just checked my computer to see what day it was....don't want to catch Keaydian on Friday ;0)).

Blimey I feel like Houdini - BB connected, not connected, sorry Spacie I take it you found the ketchup?

bunny, yes found the ketchup but by the time I did socs ans K had eaten all the pasta, I ended up with ketchup sandwich with sugar sprinkled on it.

White bread?

I should think it would have been white bread Jeffie yes Spacie ony eats wholemeal when Mrs.S has him tied to the chair ;>)

That's a new one ;-)
Time for me Guinness now.

of course it was white bread, Mrs S owes me after yesterday.

I had a day off and Mrs S requested that we pop into Ikea for a few minutes on the drive back from Norfolk, I should have know that this was the whole afternoon wasted after previous experience with just popping in to Ikea, yesterday beat the lot, after Ikea, she just 'popped in' to B&Q, ILVA and Habitat, that was my free afternoon dealt with !

Morning all from a sunny and warm Hastings.

Tea is on, egg station manned and toaster is on (I spend too much time in hotels !!!), plenty of white bread available.

Morning All :>)
In honour of the Apprentice last night - a classic episode, if you didn't see it you must - we shall have kosher chicken lunchtime ;>)
For now tea and danish is available