OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Hope it's warm in the UK he says!!!

Is he having a Steffi?

(paper and pipe in hand)

I'll be in the home made jacuzzi if I'm wanted. Last nights Spag bowl I think.

I note that there is no health and safety warning on the jacuzzi door. It should read "Drowning danger! contains water more than 2.54cm. deep."

Well if Tesco can label their milk cartons giving people the allergy advice that they contain milk and their assorted nuts with the allergy advice that they contain nuts and Cadbury similarly now have labelled Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocolate, which has a picture of milk being poured into it with the allergy advice that it contains milk then it is important to take health and safety seriously!!!!! There also should be a warning on the front door to the effect that alcoholic beverages are consumed here and that respirators should be used as the atmosphere may contain ethanol from the alcoholic beverages.

I think when Keaydian is in there the danger is more likely to be from methane :-)

(blurpy blurpy blurp blurp)

Eh? sorry was in the middle of an interesting article in today's FT.

(puff puff puff)

Shorts? Why do I need shorts for? No one else using the jacuzzi.

Can I have a case of the black stuff? Need a top up.

'Ere you go gov., a case of the black stuff. We'll be round to lay it on your drive tomorrow, special price to you, 10,000. Er, notes only please.

Oh yes, KEAYDIAN, shorts are ok but no longs in the jacuzzi if you don't mind!

Right you are Kim.

(puff puff puff)

(cough, cough, hack)

Kim. I print the notes now. Pounds or dollars?

Rupees. :o)

No, erm Yen. :o)

Oh, er, no....Euros. :o)

very quiet in here today... as it is sooo quiet i will slip into the jacuzzi and drown my sorrows with a Guiness.

Guinness will be no problem Robert, but you are you sure about the tub :-/

Oh my god Alex! Noooooo! don't go in there!!!!

Oh well, 10 pints of Guinness for me; shite day, for the first time in a long time I got caught in the headlights of the FTSE and didn't know which way to run. The rabbit always runs the wrong way doesn't it? I'm glad I'm not a rabbit! :o)

Did a fair impression of one today though. :o(

anyone got the aspirin? drowned my sorrows too much last night
hot tub was fine but tripped over several empties on the way in. Where is the cleaner? do we have a cleaner? if so we should sack him/her.

Morning Alex, aspirin on the top shelf over there with the 'lads mags'. This is a self-cleaning establishment!

I hope your sorrows have been well and truly drowned, and that today has a silver lining.