CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

It's not my fault the spirits cabinet hasn't been locked.

LOL

See, door wide open.

Lightning? Did somebody call me?

LOL Socco

I want to know what happened to my pine rustic oldie worldie cabernet?!
That is a replacement...Keaydian did you get carried away with the axe again?
Oh look...my soda syphons...my weapon of choice....... ;>)

Not me Bunny.

Um, er........oh dear, a bit embarrassing, this bloke driving a van that had "antiques bought and sold" on the side said it had all been arranged and he was to leave a replacement. Whoops!

Nevermind that, what I want too know is........................

WHERE'S MY LUNCH???????????

Any sausages?

(DING DING DING)

Any bangers luv?

Bunny
Is that cabernet as in sauvignon, or cabinet as in cupboard?

I think bunny fell in the stew.

No got sidetracked, actually I passed out when Kim said it had been let go to a dealer! Amazing you didn't step on me flaked out here in the middle of the floor!

Sorry Keaydian, it's serve yourself today, if you haven't faded away already.

Now then Socco - you know me, I mean cabinet as in furniture but it's just too close to that which comes in my glass! LOL ;>)

(fades away)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, (poof).

Errrrr thats not the sort of word you want to associate with a big strappy lad like you keaydian! Editing that post I feel would be a good idea LOL

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Good morning all. A bad day for me yesterday as a companion of 18 years died. Since he was single, I suppose I shall have to cough up for his cremation as he left no will. But then, not many cats do, do they? Her-indoors is a bit upset as I am too heavy to sit on her lap, like what he did.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind. Life goes on and today has dawned a delicate shade of blue in my portfolio. Such a rare occurrence deserves a celebration so I shall bring in some extra special sherry trifle. Don't eat too much of it, I won't be responsible for doctors' bills or charges of DWI.

Morning all, nice and sunny on Sevenoaks. Any chance of a warm Danish with a Latte and a copy of the Gaurdian out on the sun deck please?

Socs sorry to hear that your cat died intestate, I found myself surprisingly upset when ours died some years ago even though I was greatly relieved that by dying my cat had relieved me of the horrendous costs of vets fees.

Perhaps if you were to lose some weight you wife may let you cuddle up on her lap in place of moggy?