CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

If anyone is hungry I have slapped together a quick snack, spuds, runner beans and faggots.

(Staggers in, black and disheveled) Er, is it alright if I put this in the back room? It's Trevor's flower pot home, I just managed to rescue it before the roof caved in. I thought Keaydian might like a souvenir of Trevor as he seemed so attached to it, as were some of his customers - literally.

Any chance of a coffee, and if there are any chips left.........? I don't mind if they are cold, I'll reheat them in the microwave. A beer later would be nice Bunny!

Faggots and chips maybe?

Plenty of faggots Kim, you'll have to see if Bunny has any chips left.

Kim, thanks for the flower pot, we can use it to keep logs for the fire in.

One beer for KIm :>)
Sorry Socco I forgot anything post-1980 is 'new and fangled' for you ;>)
(yeah I know cheeky mare...I'm running.... LOL)

Thanks Bunny. Spaceman, you'll be able to keep a hell of a lot of logs in that thing!

No need to run Bunny, I always treat ladies with due decorum.

I've noticed the carpets are getting a bit grubby, what with triffids and all. I'll just go and get the mower out, mind your toes everyone.

Yeah but what's 'due' after a cheeky remark like that is what concerned me LOL
been a long time since I had a clip round the ear ;>)

Mind my ruddy tail with that mower!

Bunny, how could you? I would never strike a lady (unless requested)!

Ruddy tail? Bunny I always thought your tail was white?

LOL good one Socco! ;.)
OK have a good weekend all - be good! ;>)

I'm gonna be soooooooo good ;o)

Good morning all. Ooh er, must just dash out and put the garden rubbish out, nearly forgot.

Morning! (rummage, rummage) Err, has anyone seen a big bag here? I saved some stuff from the fire across the road; all of Keaydian's worldly goods, put it in a garden refuse bag for safe keeping.

Oh dear! Was it a big green bag with black handles? If it was then the stuff is on the way to the composting plant along with all the dead plants and weeds.

Right, time for some brekkies, I'm famished.

Morning, tea and coffee is ready, frying pan parked as usual for you Socco on the hob, danish and croissants for anyone not eating hot.

(Puff, pant, gasp) Ahhhghaah! Too late, I couldn't catch the wagon. Poor Keaydian, he's got nothing left but the plant pot holding the logs now!

Coffee and FEB please Bunny.

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.