CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

Is the kitchen still off limits?

Better get driver a pot of tea Socs, he must be parched by now.

There is always tea ready Opto.

Kitchen is off limits to cycles, no matter how many wheels they have. In fact it is off limits to anything with wheels on, and that includes your supercharged wheelchair Keaydian.

It's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

(ding ding ding)

Coming through.

Huh! (sulk)

Kim, you can have a go if you help the chap outside.

His asking where he can buy four candles from?

Fork 'Andles? ;>)

(DING DING DING)


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Ahhh bless..he's a happy bunny :>)
Ok behave yourselves over the weekend and I'll see you Monday and don't forget our cousins across the pond are off monday for Labour Day.

Bye bunny.

(Wooooooosh ding ding ding)

Would you believe it? he really did want just 4 candles. Sent him to B&Q. He'll be there for a week. My turn now KEAYDIAN??!

Have a nice weekend Bunny.

Oh, go on then, mind the gears though, they're a bit slippery.

Yeeeah, thanks KEAYDIAN. Oh yes, what a bike! Weeeeeeeeeee (whizzzzzzzz ding, ding, ding). Changing gear.........................................

Oh gawd, has anyone seem Kim, his been gone a while now?

I just bought a nice new bike from a bloke in the pub, he said his name was john.

Here is a picure of it



Thats 2 bikes i have picked up recently.

(A few hours ago..................................slip, slip, rattle, crunch) Yes! changed gear, up the hill we go! (Puff, puff, pant, gasp) Phew, that was hard work. I think I'll just nip into this pub for a pint, thirsty work don't you know?! Afternoon, a pint of your best draught bitter please. Mmm Badger ale, very nice (slurp, slurp, gulp) That was good, another pint please (slurp, slurp, gulp). Ahh, that's better. Well, must be off, KEAYDIAN will be wondering where his bike has gone haha! (Opens door, gawps in horror) The bike! Where is it?!!! I left it here: excuse me, have you seen a new bike here? WHAT?!!! Which way did he go? Oh hell, now what am I going to do?!

You've been done! That bike has no gears, and no pedals either.

(A few hours less than a few hours ago but still a few hours ago....er, if you see what I mean......) I'll walk back and let KEAYDIAN know the bad news. (Trudge, trudge) Hang on! there's the bike leaning against the wall!!! I'll take the gears and pedals and brake blocks off so no one can ride off on it! OK, job done, I'll just sit in this cafe having a coffee and wait for the thief to come back, then I'll have him!

Present time. Hmm I've sat here long enough, maybe the thief isn't going to come. Better get the bike back to KEAYDIAN. There, that's the pedals and gears back on. Here we go.