OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Chilly, yes; nothing like a bit of vacuuming to warm up! I'll just sweep around the edges. Now where did I put the brushes?

Possibly in the shed.....ok so who's going to drive down and get Keaydian then? I can't bunnies don't drive plus I'm on the usual Friday chippie run - Place your order please!

Oh yes, the shed. The key is on the hook. The shed is on that wagon just negotiating the bad corner on the high street. Hmm, what to do eh? I know, I'll put in my order for the chippie run. Plaice, chips and mushy peas please, lots of vinegar and salt!

(distant thud thud thud)

Just heard a message from a pilot airfreighting some sheds to the Hebrides. Something about hearing a knocking noise!

I can't be going by Royal Mail then.

I hope Kim manages to get Keadyian back alright......Royal Mail? Heavens no you'd be in some warehouse sat in a pile of back log mail and parcels mate! ;>)
I'll do the chippie run when they get back :>)

(Pedal, pedal, pedal, puff, pant) This old bike of KEAYDIAN's doesn't go very fast!

(Roar, zoom!) Oh, oh. I think that's the plane carrying the sheds to the Hebrides. I'll see if I can get a flight.

(Rumble, grumble, creak, buzz) Well, I just managed to get on this old bucket, hope it can make it to the Hebrides.

(Bump, squeal, skid) Well, despite it's age the old plane got us here pretty quickly I'd say!

Typical, the bloke in cargo says a lorry has just left for the other end of the island with the sheds. I asked where it was headed and he said it was going to "Mad Farmer Jack's place". I asked him what he meant by Mad Farmer Jack and he said "Don't ask!". As I had already asked him I didn't see any point in pursuing the matter.

It's a good job I brought KEAYDIAN's bike along.

Hmm, which way?, well there only seems to be one, so here we go. (Pedal, pedal, puff, pant).

(thud thud thud)

I'm feeling a bit dicky with this rocking about!

Gawd......

It's dark in here!

Stop the rocking..........

Ohhhh no.....urrrrghhhhhh........................urgggghhhhhhhhhhh

Ill catch up Monday by which time hopefully they will have got back - good job I postponed the chippie run - Monday then folks LOL

(Gasp, groan, scrabble) Ouch! Slid on this unexpected snow and went into a ditch! Bike seems to be ok. I think this is going to be a long ride! (pedal, pedal, puff, pant, slip, slide, pedal)

Haddock and chips for next Friday please bunny, I shoud be back from bloody Athens by then.

Garden looks much better without all those sheds.

Anyone see KEAYDIAN ??

(Pedal, pedal, slip, slide, crash bang wallop) Ouch!
(Pedal, pedal)
(Puff, pant)
(Gasp) Well, this looks like the right place (Howwwwl, cackle, cackle!) (Gulp) Wha....what was that?!

Em,........where am I?