OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

I must insist you have it.

Half each?

For the last time, NO!Now eat it!

A quarter for you, three quarters for me?

Cut it up first then.

(Slice,chop) There!

Ok, who;s going first?

Oh, well I think it should probably be you. I'm too much of a gent to take first bite!

But I insist.

ok if you two are going to fight over it, pass it here it will liven up my Pot noodle

Well, I could cut the threequarters in halve which would make um, er let's see, threequarters in halve is erm..........oh, a smaller piece each!

reference 2486 05 nov if you are cutting up one prawn into a quarter and three quarters. there is no chop both on the grounds that it is a prawn and also the fact that you only disect it once i.e. slice

Damn it Loadsadosh you've found me out! Ok, there is no chop but what actually happened was that after I had sliced part through the prawn I came across a hard bit, so then I had to give it a swift chop. Nothing wrong with the prawn of course, though it is starting to turn green at it's various edges.

I expect it will be ok though.

Um, green you say. I'll pass thanks.

Eat up.

Errrrrr, hmm. The prawn's gone, we've a few small green caterpillars here instead. (Nudge) They aren't moving though!

Anyone doing a fish and chip run today?

If so can I have a large haddock and chips with bread and butter and some tomato ketchup with a mug of tea?

Thanks.

Oh yes! Same for me please!




Um, so who's going then?

i don't like fish so i got grass for everyone instead its my favorite

My dog peeed on that grass this morning.....

lol