OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Weyhey! Digestives, not all broken this time! Erm, there are 3 elderly Philippinian ladies outside, they say they have an appointment with "Mr KEAYDIAN": shall I let them in?

Aye Kim

(puff puff puff)

Send them through

(blurpty blurpty blurp)

Come on in ladies!

Hey, whoa, don't do that!! Nooo, get off me, I'm not "Mr Keaydian", he's through there - just follow the smoke trail and ignore the strange noises!

OK, on the One Show tonight they were highlighting the virtues of blueberries and how a regular intake can improve the memory, so I've bought a load and they are on the menu alongside the cranberries. Erm, er, right.......hmmm, yep ok erm, where the hell did I put them?

kim: Right beside your massively antioxidant pomegranates.

is lunch ready yet?

Have we had breakfast? Where are the pomegranates?

i can make a mean smoothie using the cranberries,blueberries & pomegranates and a pint of guiness to complement the flavour and enhance the feel good properties
Any takers?

robert, can i have one of those smoothies but please leave out the cranberries, blueberries & pomegranates ?

coming right up [sliding a pint of guiness down the work surface ala western bar scene]
coffees on and eggs and bacon grilling[well if i grill them they're sort of healthy

All of that for me please Alex, with some of KEAYDIAN's hundreds and thousands sprinkled on both!

here you go

Cheers!

I'll just sit over here to consume this lot. (Squash, squelch) Ah, that's where I put the blueberries!

am off to do some physical exercise... Does anyone want me to do some for them?
Alex

yes please Alex, could you run 10k for me. Let me know when you have finished and I will have a beer to celebrate my exercise.

Well I've just dragged in a couple of hammocks and about time too.

Sorry jeffie.

PS: Hope Socks can live with pink :)

(Yawn) Well that was a hell of a night! Really tired now, must have a kip. Ooooh, new hammocks, I'll have this one. Whoa!, hang on a mo, PINK!!!!, oh well I guess it'll match the colour of my eyes in the morning. (Heave, struggle) Yea, I'm in! ZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ

Kim that's a nice pair of hammocks! Kettle on - just picked up a tray of croissants - so a bit of Frenchie this morning anyone?

Where is old Socs, he has been MIA since the new place opened up