OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(Cough, cough, cough) Pipe down! (Cough) Haha! yes that's (cough) a good one. Here's your (cough, splutter, cough) brandy. (Splash, splosh...........whoosh!) Ooops! I appear to have poured it on your cigar. Oooooh! Nice blue flames!

You dozy old git, get me a fire extinguisher, NOW.

(Puff, pant) Here we are! (Swoooosh, squirt) Ooooops!

I think you done that on purpose, where's my gun.

WHAT? Moi? Would I do such a thing? (Muttley snigger).

Look, I would like to make amends. Let me mop up the mess with this wet sponge. (Squiggle, squeak, splish, slpash, splosh) There! How's that?

Ooooo! Um, you look a bit wet. (Gulp)

Load!

(Singing) I'm leavin', on a jet plane..................✈

Where bound?

By the wrists to the bedposts. Oh! Haha! erm, that's embarrassing, oops! I see what you mean!

It was just an imaginary flight from an imaginary Beer Basement from KEAYDIAN's, hopefully, imaginary gun!
:o)

AIM!

FTSE

Good call, long :O)

Lol!

I'm not longing at present, just lolling about. Actually am looking for a stock to long that fits my requirements. Got to kiss a lot of frogs before I find a princess!

I'm longing for a Brandy and cigar, but it's only Wednesday.

Oh Wednesday is Pusser's Rum day.

Sounds a bit of a rum do to me. Pussers Rum was produce in the British Virgin Islands. I'll say no more! ;o)

Still is, as far as I am aware. I understand that prior to 1740, the daily RN rum ration was a pint. A double ration was issued before going in to battle. Frankly, I suspect that anyone who drank two pints of Pussers would scarcely be able to walk, let alone fight a battle!

Pussers webcam.

Been out, got wet, came back.