OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

John? I thought it was Bert! No wonder he keeps giving me a blank stare.

He's a good listener though, always willing to lend an ear.

My mistake, I thought you said no toes!

No noes, that's our Kimoldfield or shop as I call him.

That first guinness went down well, same again all round.

I feel dizzy, has mine been spiked. wow

I'm still waiting......

Whisky!

There is a tripple on the house for the wait

Whisky's in the post.

I'm off for tea, might force a few more down tonight. clop, clop, clop {false leg}
bang. Sh-t its fallen off. Door opens and closes.

Here's your Guinness DC...............er, now where's DC hopped off to?

That chap with no nose, how does he smell?

Awful.

I'm off to a real boozer.

CIAO.

Enjoy!

Is that my guinness, its still got life in it.Just got back from a 25 mile run.
Anyone want a pint?

No, I will have to drink the 12 pints then. hic,hic

Another 12 please.

i am a lamb

i am

Must of passed out. Eh my trousers are wet. That was the shortest night I can remember. Opens fridge- Walks back to armchair with a large chocolate gateau.