OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(Squeak, squeak, polish)

Ta......(slurp)...aaaahhh

(slurp)....................

How's business?

Minding it's own thanks!

How's the Guinness?

Good thanks......(slurp)

Top up?

Aye..

.....same glass please.

There. Oops, it's a bit full I'm afraid. You'll have to slurp the top off.

Ta.....(sluuuuuuurrpppppppppp)

Ahhh.

Hmm. Nice moustache!

Oops (wipe wipe wipe)

I do hope you're not going shopping again, like last week.

I have a Guinness but I will be requiring more as the day progresses.

'Fraid so. No problem with the Guinness though, I've filled these balloons with the black stuff and I reckon all you will need to do is stick this pin in one and hey presto! out will come the Guinness!

Ok, but I aim ain't what it used to be................(pop)

Oops :O)

OOOoooer!!!

Don't worry....(scoop scoop scoop)........still good to drink.

Ah, that's ok then!

(pop....pour pour pour.........sluuuurp)

One balloon left!