OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

No, no, not at all. Here, look I'll test it on my plate first, Ok?

I love these gadget things!

Go for it

Right, press the 'Go' button and (trundle, trundle) 'Squirt' button (POP! Ftprrrrrptfth!) Oh wow! That's the first time I've seen the base of a ketchup bottle explode! Um, I hope that's not your best shirt?

I'm phoning Bunny.

Oh no! It was an accident! :o(

(on the phone to Bunny)

Yes.....ah ha......yes he did....yeh....yeh......right....I think so.......

Sneak.

It's so not fair!

......that's exactly what I said.......yeh.......yeh.......aha.........about 3 hours.......yeh....of course.......

(A pair of eyes peeps over the counter)
It's so, so not fair! It wasn't my fault that it was a dodgy ketchup bottle.

.......last Friday.......he did.......shopping can you believe......yeh.......for glasses........he broke aload making irish shots........yeh.......ok.......ok.......thanks. Bye Bunny. x

(hangs up)

I'm going shopping!

I'm back! Busy in Chester today. I've bought a load of extra strong bottles of ketchup.

Are the bottles made of titanium.

Not sure. But they bounce when you drop them on the floor, Look. (BOUNCE! bounce! bounce! shluppptffth) Oh no! That wasn't supposed to happen! I'd better get the mop.

Oh no all down my trousers.

Zip, I am taking them off now.

It's ok, KEAYDIAN has left a pair of his here, you can put those on. I'll just nip outside while you change!

They are clean by the way, I put them in the industrial washer with all the other stuff.