OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(Ring, ring. Ring, ring) (Picks up phone) Hello, B'sBB. "Hello, this is Hiccups Off-licence. The barrel that you bought, we thought it was rum but it appears there has been a mixup. The one you took out is actually prune juice. We are sending a driver round with a replacement".

(Gulp) Oh, oh!

(gulp gulp gulp)

Should get a good run for his money!

Lol!

(bbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrp)

Oh no, gangway

WTF!

Move it kitekat.

(baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrpppp)

Enough already!

Breakfast please and don't spare the bacon.

(Opens windows)

Bringing Bunny's Beer Basement best belly busting bacon breakfast.

MORE BEANS!

Lol!

Premium Bonds coughed up a couple of small wins this week. I'll celebrate with extra sugar in my tea. 1 tea and 25 sugars please.

25 lol

My neighbour had a win last month. I know because the postman dropped the letter in a puddle in my drive!

I have had to give you an extra large mug Socs; couldn't get all the sugar in the regular size. :o)

Could I have a sweet tea please. Is there rain in Wales as here.

There you go, a sweet pea. I hope that's right, the rain is very noisy!

Good the neighbours should be very wet. lol thats nasty I know.
Thanks for the flower. I thought this would come in useful one day.
Grabs mega phone - TEA,TEA,TEA,TEA, PLEASE.

Four teas coming up right away!

Your not from spain? sort of service you get there. lol .
3 spare teas going.
I am only paying for one

Eh? B...bb....but you ordered four?!