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cynic

I can't imagine why anyone would post this up on a financial BB unless it was a wind-up.

No worries most sites now provide WiFi connections for around 5 a day and hot showers and some have heated swimming pools so living in the van is prerable to living in a house and theres no council tax or water bills..

Enjoy yourself.

I am with you cynicI have no reason to believe what maestro says is untrueand mocking is not necessary.in answer to your question Aldesperationand release!

For me, the thread title and first post says it all.

Al - you're not being being very helpful are you?

Maestro - I'm sorry to hear you've lost your house. Perhaps we can help. Do you remember where you last saw it? The first place I always look when I lose my keys or the TV remote is down the back of the sofa. Have you looked there?

G

Gausie lets hope when you put you hand down the back of your sofa it dont make your rash any worse.yukkkkkkkkkstale crisp packets a 2p coin1995 copy of the Sunday Sport apple corethe remote from a Betamax and all from a man of means!

I think that's a very sensible idea, G. Now why couldn't I have been more helpful? Hmmm.

Offer him a room tabby if your that worried.

Good idea Dil. Maybe Maestro could be Tabby's rent boy.

If the world was run by woman there would be no warsvery few paedophilesvery little violence on our streetsvery few burglariesfar less harm to animals.and no homelessnessDil dont be a cruel bastard..on a minus side there would be a Jimmy Choo Shoes on every street corner!

Yeah your right tabby , I wouldn't want that tw*t living with me either.

Sorry.

And too many woman drivers.....how on earth do they get cheaper insurance is beyond me ?.....they slam their brakes on for no apparent reason...you go into the back of them it's your fault......they scrape down the side of you....it's 50/50....some of them are a menace on the roads...they drive in the middle of the road and if you are coming the other way ...you are nearly on the pavement !....a woman as transport minister heavens forbid !,...(sorry about the rant !...feeling much better now !).

RRdangerous ground there mate!in fact anywhere near a woman driver is dangerous ground! lol

And I haven't mentioned roundabouts.....they reverse back sometimes...!.

This isn't helping Maestro at all you guys! Let's not show the girls that we have a short attention span, eh?

I got a rope he can have if he's feeling really ucked off.

you live in bridgend then dil?

That rope is looking more and more attractive as time goes on.

Perhaps we can organise a suicide pact.....you go first....and don't forget to mention me in your will.....I'll be along a little later !.

1. They (the 'non-religious global elite') make debt out of thin air.
2. We convert that imaginary money into real wealth through labour.
3. They take the real wealth back from us in return for the imaginary money.

Result: They extract all the value from the world and we are left with nothing.