OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(The thoughts of a feeding Basking Shark. "Wow, this is a big piece of plankton, it is a bit hard as well".)

Bunny HELP

KOF's fed me to a pesky short sighted Basking shark that can't tell the difference between plakton and plastic.

Mown the grass, come in and all me shares are in the blue. YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Might go and doi it again.lol

Still haven't mown my lawn!

(Thoughts of a short sighted feeding Basking Shark. "I think this might give me indigestion, I'd better spit it out." (Phoooeeeeethpt!)

I know you have gone cross eyed looking at them two sisters.lol Cut your grass and the shares turn blue, mine have.lol

Get some sheep they do the the job just as well.

Hardly hard when your in Wales.lol

KOF's fed me to a pesky short sighted Basking shark that can't tell the difference between plakton and plastic and has spat me out

Last time i saw you, you had been winched into the chopper and were back at the coffee house, with your bin.lol. Are you a twin?

(Thoughts of a pesky short sighted Basking shark that can't tell the difference between plankton and plastic and has spat KEAYDIAN out.) "Did I just spit out somebody in a plastic bin, or was I dreaming?"

There's only one of me, another and you'd have double trouble.

I'll have a Guinness then....(ping)

SHOP! GUINNESS SHOP

Keep up KOF

Sorry, I was asleep, dreaming!

One jug of Guinness.

(glug glug glug)

ANOTHER!

I SAID ANOTHER

Oh, um yes, of course.

One another.

Good grief, it's raining. What happend to Scorchio?

Raining? It's Scorchioing here! We could do with quite a bit of rain now, the garden is dying.

Down here int' south east we're on a weather warning.