- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Good Afternoon everyone!

Announcement:
"Stockbunny (aka the bunny, bunny-wunny, bunny-one, stockpotbunny etc)
would like to make it completely clear that all strange, odd, unwise,
plain risky, wild, or eccentric transactions carried out by
This-Is-Me (aka T-I-M, Timmie etc) are in no way connected to the
aforesaid Stockbunny, who basically denies all involvement/knowledge about most things, excepting for the easter bunny's whereabouts, which shall remain a closely guarded secret. Further that any fits of madness aka 'creative thinking/investing' on the behalf of the afore mentioned
This-Is-Me is soley and simply a reflection of
him being himself.Thank you!" (giggling off to the kitchen)

Ok piece of chocolate cake and a cup of tea please!!

No you don't! I've just washed the kitchen floor and I don't want paw prints or rabbit droppings all over it!

TOO LATE!!!! (Hee-Hee!!!)

Ok I'm outta here before he starts chasing me about with his
mop and bucket! (the bunny has to do some work...sometimes!)
Be lucky people!!!

Hi all, this is Socco reporting from a barbed wire compound somewhere in Cheltenham. The mad racing fanatics are here with their planes and helos parked at Gloucestershire Airport. I wonder which ones are Hightone's and Jeffmack's.

Why are you in a barbed wire compound in Cheltenham Socs?
Why don't you just go to the races?

Snoball
Everyone else goes to the races, the Cheltenham residents barricade themselves in or go on holiday and rent out their houses.

Ah, now I understand!
I suppose it must be fairly hairy if you actually live there.
All that horse poo in the street. :-)

Snoball
No, thats wrong. There is no horse pooh in the street because nothing can move on the street. Cheltenham is traffic light city at the best of time but on race days everything just grinds to a halt.

snoball, apt name for a little `paddy`s day` story. I am one, so no offence meant to any posters.
Paddy was away skiing for the first time recently and not really knowing what to do, or where to go, he stopped someone near the slopes who he thought may be able to help. Having asked this guy where the ski slope was and getting a reply of "I`m sorry, but I`m a Tobogganist and don`t know much about skiing", Paddy
graciously replied, "No worries, I`ll just have 20 Benson and Hedges then"
good luck and bestest
snakey

p.s. Look out for Cenkos in main race tomorrow.

lol, snakey.

Once again i must apologise for bunny droppings around the kitchen floor and work surface! The dog mess on the other hand is filthy and i shall take every step to catch the culprit?

Welcome to the Tea Rooms Snakey. Would you like a sandwich specially prepared from the Kitchen? Should your sandwich contain any bacteria please dont blame it on the dog.

:-)

Socks, Where do all the horses go at night?

Vasey, Do they serve Champers at your internet cafey?

Greetings fellow tea-drinkers and others,
what a nice surprise to take a break from working, come
into the site for the first time today and check the stockwatch!
Well whatever Gordon got right or wrong, the city appear to like
it even if it's only for today!!

Now-now GD - I use the ladies thank you! And despite the
rumours I know you use the Gents as you're a civilized pooch!
I think 'others' are treading the nasty stuff in on their shoes
and not admitting it! I mean that stuff by the fire looks prime
rosebed material and out of your & my league completely....

OK stocks are in the blue so it's a glass of cab Sauv' please!

Are we all out watching the gee-gees????
Have we forgotten to wake up following the budget???
Are we all working overtime? (no ok that's unlikely..)
Ah we're all doing to trolley shuffle at Tesco!!!!!

Stockbunny
Been out all day and looks like everyone else has too, not seen the budget.
Should I be dashing to Tesco to pick up some pre Tax increase bargains or should I relax with a dash of malt? that should be safe as a lot of MP's are partial to it!

Golddog
Where do all the horses go at night? They all go home to be of course, they get very uppity if they don't have a stable environment.

Good Morning All,

Stop gambing on the Gee Gee,s and stay sober LOL!
Me is having a "Hot Toddy" effing cold is refusing to

bandon my body

Poochy,

Left side on the Shares Cafe is rather short... ie: Can't seem
to read all the thread in one go...so to speak!

Please Help :-)

Jeff

hello folks seems all quiet in here again today...but
that's fine cos the bunny's got a rotten headache from
working too hard - been typing away all day, good heavens
whatever next!! So I'm picking the most comfy chair by
the fire where it's nice and warm and I'm going to sit
quietly with a couple of headache pills and a cup of
tea...and maybe a slice of cherry cake....No shouting plse..