Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Oh, I forgot. And she craps too.

She does it always off tarmac on paths, trails, grass, in the woods.....wherever.

No problem! We pick it up. We buy 200 plastic Baby Nappy Bags from Tesco for 30p (I think) and use those. Sometimes, we will also pick up the crap that other dogs have done too.

As I say, it's not a problem for us to pick up dog poo. I guess it is for some people but it isn't for us.

Am I weird? No.

Are you weird? Definitely.

Ha ha ha ha.

It is a bit weird watching people cleaning up after their dogs , but what gets me is those @rseols that throw the bags into the trees and hedges and even in peoples gardens , disgusting .

To ExecLine and dog Poppy.
I have now come to realise what a miserable git I am. You with your kind words have
made me feel like Scrooge and I regret all the joy I have been missing over all these
hard years, by not having a dog like Poppy. Thank you for trying to change my life for
the better, but it seems as I am now 70, I can no longer turn the years back. After
your blog, I felt like such a miserable git that I did consider telephoning a help line.

Does Poppy make nice poos, and does she go to a proper toilet ?

I had a cat once - Actually my son and wife wanted a dog, and I skillfully managed
to talk them into getting a cat, which I thought maybe a better option. The cat cost me a small fortune in veterinary fees, and best quality cat food, usually eating tuna, being better food than I had most days. Then my son left home, and my wife passed
away, so I was left to care for dear "Rocky". He only seemed to like the dearest cat food, so I bought about ten tins of food a week. Rocky would eat all his meal then go
and sit outside a neighbors house and whine away as if he was being starved.
That neighbor thought I was such a cruel bastard, ( and also a miserable git ) who
did not love animals ??? In fact I was advised by my vet that poor Rocky, being an
old cat had a liver problem and always felt hungry.

From now on when I see dog poo on my footpath in Spain, I will think of you and
Poppy, and remember the good times you and Poppy are having.
Do not think too harshly of me, I am basically a good person, and not always a miserable git. I do have a lady friend and she says she loves me, so I can't be all
that bad. I don't think she loves me just for my money ??? I think I may need help !

Tonight is actually 'Fun night' at our local dog club.

I can't wait! They tell me some of the dogs tonight are hot, hot, hot.

Are there any really vibrant dog clubs around where you live?

Hmmm? That's probably a daft question and the answer is a very definite 'No!"

Stop barking!

hot dogs? mustard or ketchup with that? onions...........................

:-)

deltazero - 16 Jul 2015 12:50 - 61510 of 61529
dc 61507 - when did kk's big fat lard arse shrink to only the size of pluto then - maybe it should be uranus lol!


Like it. :-))

Don't be going on about too much tennis on the BBC , there's not enough...

Chess and boxing, together at last in a sport whose name is as unlikely as the combination itself: chess boxing. So the name may not be original, but chess boxing is a singular sport that demands brains and brawn like no other athletic competition. Popular in Germany and the United Kingdom, the game is played with alternating rounds of chess and boxing. Competitors can win by winning the chess game, by knocking out an opponent.

Lol.



Finland is the birthplace of wife carrying, a sport which sees male competitors race along an obstacle course while carrying a female team-mate. If you win the annual competition in Sonkajärvi, Finland, you supposedly are awarded the weight of your "wife" in beer.

At the annual World Worm Charming Championship in Wilaston, Cheshire, contestants use a variety of ingenious methods to try and persuade worms to come out of the ground. The world record was set in 2009, when a 10-year-old girl managed to entice 567 of the wriggly creatures up from the soil.

45m for a football player are the supporters so stupid to pay to watch the overpaid players .
yes if you are on benefits and can not afford to feed the kids

It was all going well when i looked earlier a few funny postings and then Fred couldn't help himself .

JB,

You are a moaner!

Posted up by gaz over the road.



David Cameron

While a doctor in a London A & E Dept was suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old U.S rancher whose hand had been caught in a revolving door,
- the rancher was watching Cameron on the T.V behind the doctors head
- The old rancher said,

Well, ya know,.... you... got a 'Post Turtle' ....for president too.

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him,
- what a.... 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said,
- 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post
... with a turtle balanced on top,..... that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face
- so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself;
- he doesn't belong up there;
- he doesn't know what to do while he's up there;
- he's elevated beyond his ability to function;

and you just wonder
- what kind of dumb ass people.... put him up there to begin with."

!

Hedge funders and Manuels !!!!