OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Morning all, tea's ready :>)

Yes please - what's for brekkie?

Morning all. I've brought along some bite size Shredded Wheat and some blueberries. Pass the Guinness please.

its friday will skip the healthy stuff and go for a guinness please.

Guinness available for anyone who wants it 24/7 in here :>)
Personally I'll stick with the shredded & blueberry combination but will go for a glass of shiraz cab in the afternoon ;>)

Ok fish n chips time :>))
Haddock, rock, cod all available, decent chunky chips, and various side dishes.

Have you got a side dish of sausage toad with onion gravey?

Followed by a side dish of Rhubard crumble and custard?

I think we can rustle that up for you Jeffie considering it's Friday ;>)

And a cherry on top?! :o)

Nah...don't think I can push the staff that far! LOL

is the bar still open?

I hope so -- I could use a large glass of Cabernet myself.

The bar is always open and no-one is barred (unless Bunny says so); the Cabernet is in the cabinet.

Tumbleweed blowing down the bar

OK, I've got the rackets (racquets if you'd prefer!). Tumbleweed tennis; game on!

anyone fancy taking my Pashto exams for me today?

I think that you are all spies talking in code !....it's weird in here !....it's like being in an episode of the prisoner : good morning number 6 !....I am not a number !, who is number one ?....aaahhh ! here comes the roamer !.

Nothing sweet for me today - off to the dentist for my 1st filling since the last one - unless you really do want to swap Robert?

Is your dentist in Helmand skinny?

Oh, good morning number 12.

Good morning to you,...now where's my electric KAH (car) ?, I'm off to check out the sp...!.