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THE TALK TO YOURSELF THREAD. (NOWT)     

goldfinger - 09 Jun 2005 12:25

Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Stan - 23 Oct 2017 16:20 - 79341 of 81564

Thanks for that CT... I'll add "moaning" to their other defects of cheap and nasty then 😃

iturama - 23 Oct 2017 16:42 - 79342 of 81564

Wow Clock, congratulations on getting all your frustration out in one sentence. Pity that it makes no sense. Could you try again?

iturama - 23 Oct 2017 16:44 - 79343 of 81564

Except to Stan but I wouldn't take that as a compliment.

Stan - 23 Oct 2017 17:27 - 79344 of 81564

Compliments?...don't talk about things that you know nothing about.

Stan - 25 Oct 2017 16:30 - 79345 of 81564

Fats Domino snuffs it http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41753839

ExecLine - 26 Oct 2017 15:03 - 79346 of 81564

Our Bloodhound gets taken out for a quick run........

Fred1new - 27 Oct 2017 10:30 - 79347 of 81564

Max.

Capitalism at its best?

VICTIM - 27 Oct 2017 10:37 - 79348 of 81564

Capitalism at it's best eh , coming from you a closet Capitalist Freda , deny , deny , deny .

black bird - 31 Oct 2017 08:40 - 79349 of 81564

B N B above try F L X when @ 7 pence BB

Fred1new - 31 Oct 2017 08:54 - 79350 of 81564

The Diversion.

Michael Fallon sorry for 'unwelcome' behaviour against female journalist
Defence secretary ‘overstepped the mark’ 15 years ago by placing hand upon Julia Hartley-Brewer’s knee, for which he apologised at the time"

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There's no accounting for taste!

jimmy b - 31 Oct 2017 10:05 - 79351 of 81564

I don't think i'll even open the door for a woman again ,this "me too" hashtag crap is getting out of hand .

MaxK - 31 Oct 2017 10:17 - 79352 of 81564

It's not only the wimmin you have to be careful of..


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/10/30/netflix-cancels-house-cards-wake-kevin-spacey-allegations/

VICTIM - 31 Oct 2017 10:24 - 79353 of 81564

I think when PPI comes to a natural conclusion , there will be a lot of claims companies looking for opportunities , makes you wonder what next .

ExecLine - 31 Oct 2017 18:07 - 79354 of 81564

First off, here's a source link:

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/donald-trump-russia-investigation-paul-manafort-indictment-robert-mueller-garrison-keillor-sketch-a8028711.html

I'm not sure whether this stuff is true or not, but anyway.... :-)

With Paul Manafort's indictment, Donald Trump is done
He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown


by Garrison Keillor 2 hours ago

When his old campaign manager was indicted Monday, Mr Trump called me on the phone, crying like a baby, and begged me to endorse him. I said, “You're already President, Mr President. You were elected.” He said, “I'd still like your endorsement.” I have a recording of the phone call. It's so sad. Donald Trump is done. He couldn't get elected dogcatcher in New York, his hometown. I was very very nice about it. Very nice. But New Yorkers love dogs and he does not. There are 14 recorded instances of him kicking small dogs, and I have documentary proof of all but two of them.

Plus many other instances of him running around grabbing women's cats. Knocked on the door, grabbed the cat, walked away. Just to show that a famous rich guy could get away with it. Where is the apology? No, the man couldn't even get a job as a school crossing guard in New York. Look at him leading his grandchildren toward the helicopter - thank God there's a Marine there to keep them from walking into the rotor.

He's very wary of children, afraid they'll pull off the wig. It's from La Bouffant on 8th & 45th, 3rd floor. Horsehair. Palomino filly. I have receipts.

Trump shot a man on Fifth Avenue last year just to see if he could get away with it and he did. His base said, “Well, some people just need to be shot, that's all. As a warning to the others.” Why is he so hung up on virility? Because the Army rejected him on account of bone spurs that you get from wearing high heels. Everybody knows that.

Just look at how he salutes the Marine honour guard - TOTAL DISASTER - it's not a salute, it's a little yoo-hoo. Uniforms are a huge turn-on for him. And when he salutes the flag, he doesn't even look at it. Total disrespect for the flag. And the salute is very weak in the wrists. Know why there's ABSOLUTELY NO video of him hitting a golf ball? Because (pardon me for being politically incorrect) he swings like a girl. And when he slices it into the parking lot, he tees up another ball. Mr Mulligan. Mr Multi-Mulligan.

He sits at that ridiculous little desk in the Oval Office and signs a presidential proclamation as if he's Kim Jong-un or something and he holds it up like a kid holding up his school project that his mama wrote for him. The man can barely read, that's why he hates TelePrompter. Total lightweight.

He is NOT A NICE PERSON and so the name Trump is as popular as herpes these days. Trumpet players have taken up the cornet. Card players refer to the lead suit as the jump suit. Tramps prefer to be called hoboes, town dumps are now refuse heaps, and girls named Dawn are becoming Cheryls. To residents of his crummy building on Fifth Avenue, it's now known as Chump Tower because it's caused so much grief and tragedy for people. It wasn't constructed - it was fabricated. FABRICATED. Plywood modules shipped down from Canada and installed by minimum-wage temps from Hoboken. I can prove this. I have documentation. The wind whistles through the tower at night, roaches the size of rats. Ask anybody.

People who voted for him are humiliated. So his ratings have tanked. The same people who admire him tend to drive Dodge Darts and wear sweatshirts from schools they didn't attend. Nobody stays in his hotels except foreign CEOs and their tootsies. He is weak. Weak on #s, weak on 1st Amendment, worst President in history. Failed @ real estate and now @ politics. His record = BAD. First President in my lifetime who DOES NOT KNOW the words to “The Star-Spangled Banner.” The lips are not even moving.

He quit holding rallies in stadiums because nobody wants to go hear a loser brag about his manliness for an hour, you can hear that in any barroom. Only places he can draw a crowd are rural areas where billboards are riddled with bullet holes, shot by men angry because they can't read. He is so over. Totally irrelevant, exhausted, flamed out. The sleepytime eyes and la-di-da hair and the tweet-tweet-tweet say it all. Real men don't tweet. Ask anybody. We bark, we protest, we thunder, condemn, denounce, we give 'em hell, sometimes we post. Wimps tweet. And now the perps are going to start walking and talking. And the fat lady is waiting in the wings.

The Washington Post

MaxK - 31 Oct 2017 20:14 - 79355 of 81564

Quality article EL, real class.

ExecLine - 01 Nov 2017 09:20 - 79356 of 81564

We all know the British government chucks foreign aid away like confetti.

Jacob Rees-Mogg is trying to get the law changed, which stipulates we have to spend 0.7% of GDP every financial year on FA. This currently equates to around £13 BN or so. He reckons its not only wasteful and inefficient but he also reminds us, that amongst many silly things about what we are doing, we don't even have the GDP figures and so have to take a guess at it. He feels there are much better ways to do things and he wants to do something different with it:

In the first instance you can sign the petition at the Daily Express which he is supporting:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/873658/wasteful-Jacob-Rees-Mogg-blasts-Cameron-Osborne-s-foreign-aid

Stan - 01 Nov 2017 09:37 - 79357 of 81564

The DE? oh really... how very downmarket EL.

ExecLine - 01 Nov 2017 10:48 - 79358 of 81564

Here's one of the nicest clips I've seen in quite a while:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2zbq0QFFUk

ExecLine - 01 Nov 2017 10:53 - 79359 of 81564

And if you like a beautiful voice and a beautiful body too, then try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21CeGVuEV1c

MaxK - 01 Nov 2017 10:57 - 79360 of 81564

h/t to leeds across the road for this graph.





Should cheer up the doomsters no end :-)
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