CLOSED - THANKS to all customers for the last few years

So this is the new kettle point,yes!!
Morning spaceman,tea please.

morning all, please help yourself its all on the bar and all free.

I am hoping to switch on the no loss trading terminals in a while but there is a slight problem with the data feed at the moment..

Shame!

I know it's a little early but if anybody could face a slice of freshly baked Lemon Drizzle cake, there's one on the counter near the cafetiere......

Spaceman.I must meet you one day! :-)Great stuff

Hello everyone, I hope you like my new Coffee House. I wont be able to get in here very often because I am very busy, but if you have any problems please let Spaceman know and he will sort them out and if he doesn't I will sack him !

I just found some of my favourite Lemon Drizzle cake on the bar and I am eating a huge slice of it, its lovely, thank you Priscilla.

Does the Lemon Drizzle cake have the right 'stuff' in it?

Try some and find out, hilldee.

Coffee and four doughnuts please.

Spaceman; Couple of things I notice when going over the new establishment,

1) why are there security cameras in the Ladies
2) why have you smeared WD40 over the toilet cisterns in the Gents
3) the emergency rear exit is blocked in, is it a false door or is it a secret room
4) The widescreen TV is tuned to CBBC, are you saying something
5) I think Lambykins 'Las Vegas' style pen and personal gym are a tad excessive
6) Why have you employed Chocolate as the bouncer,in her condition and at her age is it wise

M :-)

Spacey

a little concerned - i have popped in for luch and cant find bunny or a menu - i hope you havent a staff mutiny on your hands before up and running

Oh, I can answer the first one. The females often go to the Ladies in groups to discuss, sometimes in medical detail, the inadequacies of some of the men in the Coffee House and the camera is there so we can see who is listening at the door. Something about eavesdroppers never hearing any good of themselves? Anyway, it saves us having to put a 'lookout' on the door.

We also have a direct feed to the camera in the Gents basin area. Some of the guys need to be reminded to wash their hands. This way, we know who can't be bothered......!

Here it is.


FA Cup fifth round draw
Bolton v Derby/Fulham

WBA/Tottenham v Nott'm Forest

Everton v Man Utd

Charlton v Leicester

Burnley v Blackburn

Southampton v Brentford/Hart'pool

Newcastle v Chelsea

Arsenal v West Ham/Sheff Utd

* Ties to take place February 19/20

Wheres DD when you need him - i cant see who liverpool are playing

!!!!!!,arsenal.

LOL fundy

So is this where all the big knobs hang out

2 days till tightlines.

opps sorry - been busy and the time has flown!
Quick snacks available - hotdogs (no not GD!) and
low fat but very tasty burgers of all types, chips or salad.

Priscilla has sorted out cake and some shortbread for tea.

Well she thought she had, Bunny! But I can't find any LDC left in the tin, so somewhere around here should be a rather rotund little Patron!

Shortbread is nice though....