Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Its not an image micky, its audio. If WMP wont play it try Real player of winamp if you have them.

wilbs

Ill just prise this in there.....

I just got an email ,have a read of this ,,obviously i want to help,, think of all the money ,,and to think iv'e been chosen ,i'm so lucky !!


ATTN: MANAGING DIRECTOR

URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL


I do recognize the surprise this urgent but confidential letter will bring to you especially as it came from a stranger,but rest assure that it came with the best of intentions. First I must introduce myself.

I am John Thambo from the Diamond-rich district of Sierra Leone and my father was the former special adviser to the ousted Head of state of Sierra Leone,Major johnny Paul koroma. I got your address and other details from the International chamber of Commerce here in South Africa.

During the war between our forces led by the Ex-Head of State,Major Johnny Koroma and the West African Allied forces (ECOMOG), my country relied heavily on the earnings generates from diamond trade. this money was personally kept by the then President, Major Johnny Paul Koroma since our banking system had collapsed during the war.however, as the war progresed, it became apparent that we were going to loose the war to the superior and better armed West African allied Forces (ECOMOMG).

At this point, the key officers of the administration started making frantic efforts on how to leave Sierra Leonne safely thereby sharing the proceeds/ money from this diamond trade. In view of the fatc that my father was one of the key officers of the then administration and In-law to Major Johnny koroma,he suceeded in getting the sum of US$25
Million (Twenty five millionUnited States Dollars).We made arrangement and transferred the money through diplomatic means to South Africa, where I am presently living in exile as an asylum seeker but unfortunately,my father died of heart attack after afew months of exile in South Africa and automatically, I came in total control of the said money as the only surving son,my mother and my two younger sisters.

Upon our arrival in South Africa after due consideration, we deposited the money with the Security Company for security reason. the actual content was not disclosed to them (Security Company) pending when we see a trustworthy person who will assist us in transferring this money to his account outside South Africa, as the strict Monetary Laws here do not allow asylum seekers certain fiancial rights.I shall be most grateful if you can assist me accomplish this transaction and hoping too that you will remain trustworthy. For your efforts and assistance I have agreed to give you 20% of the total sum while 5% wil be set aside for all the expenses incurred in the course of this transaction. The rest of the total 75% will be for my family invstment in your country.Please, note that I have made arrangements for a succesfuly deal.

As such, the only thing from is total assistance to transfer this money, complete trust and assurance that my own part of the money will be safe when transferred to your account. I would also wish you kept this proposal highly confidential and secret considering my father's position before his death and the source of the money.

If you are intersted in assisting me, please contact me through this telephone number +27-73-806-25-88 or email me as soon as
possible.

Thanking you in advance for your anticiapted
co-operation.

Yours faithfully,
JOHN MARTINS

I got it forwarded to me yesterday from a spanish friend.
Your not the only lucky one jimmy!!!

PROPUESTA URGENTE de NEGOCIO

Reconozco la sorpresa que esta carta urgente pero confidencial traera usted especialmente como vino de un extranjero, pero el descanso asegura que vino con el mejor de intenciones. Primero debo introducirme.

Soy John Thambo del distrito Diamante-Rico de Sierra Leona y mi padre era el consejero especial anterior al Jefe de estado expulsado de Sierra Leona, koroma Mayor de Johnny Paul. Obtuve su direcci y otros detalles del cara de comercio Internacional aquen Africa del Sur.

Durante la guerra entre nuestras fuerzas dirigidas por el Ex Jefe de estado, Johnny Koroma Mayor y el Oeste africano se Aliaron las fuerzas (ECOMOG), mi pa confimucho en las ganancias engendra del comercio de diamante. este dinero fue mantenido personalmente por el entonces Presidente, Johnny Paul Koroma Mayor desde que nuestro sistema bancario hab desplomado durante el guerra sin embargo, como el progresed de la guerra, se hizo patente que aflojarmos el Fuerzas (ECOMOMG) superior y mejor armadas al oeste africanas aliadas.

En este momento, los oficiales claves de la administraci empezada haciendo los esfuerzos frenicos en co salir Sierra Leonne seguramente con lo cual compartiendo el avanza/dinero de este comercio de diamante. En vista del fatc que mi padre era uno de los oficiales claves de la entonces administraci y En-Ley al koroma Mayor de Johnny, suceeded a obtener la suma de EEUU$25 millones (Veinte cinco Dares de Estados de millionUnited). hicimos el arreglo y transferimos el dinero por medios diplomicos a Africa del Sur, donde yo actualmente vivo en el exilio como un solicitante de asilo pero desgraciadamente,
mi padre muride coraz Exilie en Africa del Sur y automicamente, entrel control total del dijo dinero como hijo DEL UNICO surving, mi madre y mis dos hermanas m jenes.

Sobre nuestra llegada en Africa del Sur tras la debida consideraci, nosotros depositamos el dinero con la Compaa de la Seguridad para la cuesti de seguridad. el contenido verdadero no fue revelado a ellos (la Compaa de la Seguridad) hasta cuando vemos a una persona confiable que nos ayudara transferir este dinero a su cuenta fuera de Africa del Sur, como las Leyes Monetarias estrictas aquno permiten a solicitantes de asilo cierto derechos.yo de fiancial estarmuy agradecida si Puede ayudarme alcanzo esta transacci y esperando tambi que usted se quedarconfiable. Para sus esfuerzos y la ayuda que he concordado en darle 20% de la suma total mientras 5% de wil sea apartado para todos los gastos contrajo en el curso de esta transacci. El resto del total 75% serpara mi invstment de la familia en su pa por favor, la nota que he hecho los arreglos para un trato de succesfuly.

Cuando tan, la ica cosa de es ayuda total de transferir este dinero, complete la confianza y la certeza que mi propia parte del dinero sersegura cuando transferida a su cuenta. Desear tambi que usted mantuvo esta propuesta sumamente confidencial y secreto acerca de mi posici de padre antes de su muerte y la fuente del dinero.

Si usted es intersted a ayudarme, por favor me contacto por este nero de telono +27-73-806-25-88 o me manda correo electrico tan pronto como posible.

Gracias en el avance para su cooperaci de anticiapted.

Se despide atentamente, John MARTINS THAMBO

jimmy
An asylum seeker with all that money US$25, quick jimmy ring them up.

wow!!!! jimmy you lucky git!!!!! $5million dollars and all you have to do is give him a ring. wow!!!!!! you must be so excited.

just thought ..... how is he going to give you the money?



oh that's it!!! he will need your bank details so make sure you have them handy when you call him.

spawny bastard.

Great picture of george wilbs always said he was a chimp.

Sorry, wilbs - only just realised that was Bung-le up there.

Btw mickey - ask Piptrader will you? He's so much better at explaining these things.
I'd only make you lose the will to live.

Thanks chaps ,i'm so excited it's the chance of a lifetime $5 mil and it's so amazing he chose me ,,yes i'm sure i'll have to part with a considerable amount of money up front ,but you have to speculate to accumulate. Anyway i'm not greedy so if anyone else wants in , let me know ...Cheers Jmmy (soon to be a millionaire) b..

I find this thread very amusing and ingenuous Keep up the good work.

PS i think this is his daughter that comes with the deal ,,now don't get jealous guys ,just because i'm the chosen one.

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if ever there was a deal maker.........

Don't think about it too long bos, these sort of chances only come along once about every month , and i'll share Beyonce ,(only to sing for you mind) ...

I want a wheelbarrow full of money!! Looking to take a nasty loss on Thus having held on for years--can anyone suggest a main market share that's exciting to put in my ISA?? I'm doing very badly in it so far---PRTY-down! FTO-down! PCM-patience needed! THUS--terrible!! looking at Icap and Tullow any comments??

mp
Put it in MDY and wait 25p for sure this time next year.

cheers driver- I'll check it out.

You definitely need to keep everything crossed with this one-can see the possibilities though!!