- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Morning opto

Im glad i wasnt the on lt one who didnt know what it was!!!!

Morning all

Morning opto, fundy. I was just working out if it was a mistake or a nougat!

Or then again a nought!

How is the house hunting/ auctioning going btw?

Didn't see you there Gausie, morning.

And it's g'morning from me - just trying to work out which dog Fundie is feeling.

Morning all

JJ house hunting going well - found one i want but it goes to sealed bids friday -its guess the price time!!!

Choccie :-) - teach me to be typing before im fully awake!!!

On the ball there Choccie, Morning.

OK OK just as well I didnt share it then, cant trade too undecided so leaving, strong coffee to wake me up ta. See fundy has the same problem

Fingers crossed for Friday Fundy. Scottish system is all based on sealed bids and it is nerve wracking...

MORNING AMBERJANE. I am so impressed - up so early, bet you have gone back to bed :-)

Morning choccie!

No I havn't JJ (not yet), actually popped in here at 7.30 but noone around so was watching markets, which I thought u good people did at that time. Thank you for being so polite this morning NOT like Opto :>))

Morning Amber,

Don't worry, I haven't really got a watchtower.

:o)

Don't know Oxted too well, I'm afraid. I know the leisure centre and the cinema and there's a rather nice Chinese restaurant that I've been to a few times, normally with a friend who lives in Old Oxted. I know the shop in Warlingham that you mean, but I'm not sure what it's called.

Lucindas is a rip-off, imo, although I have had some nice jackets from her in the past. I normally end up being rude to her when I go in there! Have you tried Lizzy's at the bottom of Old Lodge Lane? She uses the same suppliers as Lucindas, but is a fraction of the price.

The fizzy bath was a long time ago. In those days, Hamptons was owned by Martin Redmann. I used to live in Chaldon, btw, which is how I know these things.

.............Me Amber :-)

Hello all, Beautiful warm spring morning here in the Winelands of SA.

One hour ahead of UK and there isn't a cloud in the sky, I've got raging hay fever [ cortizone injection in my bum yesterday to hopefully sort it]
[[hay fever, not my bum]].

On the first tee in 30 mins. A challenge competition Paarl GC v a British Golfing Touring Society of Celebs and has beens. [Our team is ALL has beens!]

Mrs.lw has the fridge stocked with tubes of liquid refreshments and the wine cold cabinets are filled to the brim with this years Sauvignon Blanc and Chenin.
The best Cap Classique Champennoise Methiode Fizz is also ready;seven whole fillet lie marinading [cost 11 each] along with about five kilos of King Prawns [a gift from the lobster fisherman] and 16 Lobsters [2 each].

The pool is ay 74 degrees and 30 'ish hungry & thirsty souls will descend following tales of much misfortune and dame lady bad-luck,missed putts, when I was a young man [ a Parkinson favourite] bad bounce etc which meant that instead of breaking the course record their handicap did or should,in fact, go up two shots!

We shall get rid of them all at about 2am when the pool will resemble the Somme
both in colour and rubbish therein. There will, in all probability be items of apparell laying all over the place which no-one will claim or have any knowledge of; oh yes, and there is bound to be ONE odd sho or sandle.

There always is.
QUESTION: Who walks, drives, limps home on one leg apart from an amputee without missing it?? Guaranteed...it always, always happens.

But it will have been "Yet another Shit Day In Africa" as they say!!

Have a similar sort of great day everyone!













Have a good day everyone*******************************

Yes Opto, go to the dog house with Poochy today.

Hils, Phew but I knew u must have been in the area, yes remember Martin, must'av been a long time ago then! Agree with Lucindas, last time I went she kept passing me stuff to try on and funny enough I wanted to find my own stuff. Been to Lizzy's yes, normally get a little something for Xmas there.

Hmmm...little will - I've been known to end up shoeless - s'pose that puts a new slant on being legless.
But it's ok, still got both of mine :)

Sounds like hell LW

Morning all

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What a morning! Just been banned from B&Q.

How on earth did you manage that, Gausie?!

Too much DIY if you ask me.