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Evening all, nice to see that I'm not alone in my view of Classyglassys postings... Couldn't believe that anyone would seek out my last four postings and abuse me accross multiple threads! Hence to say I have now squelched my first person on this BB.

Times are looking up for SEO, with Greenseal and Starpol combined SEO now have a full package to offer clients. Another revenue line has been created, and SEO could well possibly offer a discount to help push into the marketplace greenseal off the back of Starpol or vice versa.

The below I received by email today which I found amusing. Apologies to all who dispise funnies on this thread but I couldn't resist!!!

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping the same tagline............

> > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
> > Tesco Condoms - every little helps
> > Nike Condoms - Just do it.
> > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
> > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
> > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
> > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
> > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
> > Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
> > Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
> > Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
> > Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
> > Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
> > Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
> > Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"
> > FCUK condoms - no comment required.
> > Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
> > Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.
> > Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
> > Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
> > Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
> > Renault condoms - size really does matter!
> > Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
> > Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
> > Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
> > Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
> > Carlsburg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
> > Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
> > AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
> > Pepperoni condoms - its a bit of an animal
> > Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

let me tell you a secret, gold oil (goo)

http://www.goldoilplc.com

:-).
SEO RNS condom> for the prevention of further share price erosion.

explosive
LOL
I like the pringles one.....

How about these additions to the condom list:
> > Minstrals Condoms that melt in your mouth, not in your hands
> > Shock wave condoms For extreme hold
> > Fairy condoms Loves the jobs you hate
> > Warburtins Condoms Rise with Warburtins
> > Morrisons condoms - Reason 69 to shop at Morrisons

I think the best one would be....

Blingers Condoms - For the Shorter Men Amongst Us!!

And the Oscar winner is........explosive!

I there an SEO thread here,om MAM you know, one where the share is discussed, by adults?

Thanks Kim but lets wait for Alan to post. I bet he comes up with something better than mine... No pressure Alan!!!

P.S. Extra point if you include the notorious the beer monkey!!

plummybob. We are just waiting for THE news mate! And while you wait, gotta use condoms!

They have just bought out some lemon flavoured condoms,so you can come in a JIF :-)

Hmm, not this thread apparently!

plummybob What d'you think SEO are going to achieve? Are they going to dominate the biodegradable/extra efficient packaging world,or is there too much competition out there already?

IBM Condoms - On Demand

And for the extreme theres

Asda Condoms - ging,ging!! (Can't even imagine the commercial)

Mega Bucks, was it you I saw, when looking through the window of the premature ejaculation clinic? You were all alone with all those empty chairs, muttering "I must have come too soon"

'come in a JIF' ... I really like that one!

Typhoo condoms - You only get an "OO" with typhoo
L'Oreal condoms - because shes worth it
Churchill Insurance condoms - "Oh Yes"
Natwest condoms - There is another way (!)

Schweppes condoms - sshh. you know who
French sprotswear condoms - Le Coq Sportif

Inland Revenue condom - you're fu***d

MoreThan.com condoms - that's lucky

Lunn Poly condoms - Get away with Lunn Poly
Dettol condoms - dettol protects