- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

My son has, Jeffie ..... well pleased with it so far. He even burned me a T-Rex CD at the weekend.

:o)

Subject: One liners. Olden but golden


1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of
them would have seen it.

2. 'Phone answering machine message - " . . . If you want to buy marijuana,
press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The
shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too
high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week . . . and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft,
it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat
it.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with
hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc
says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds
like Tom Jones syndrome. ' Is it common? ' "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at
him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's
cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy"

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball
stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give
me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for
it.'

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people
in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my
older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its
Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other
one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They
left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was
nice."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"

LOL Jeff! Old but matured with age! (The jokes..the jokes..!)

Ok I'm outta here - stuff to do, have a great evening folks!

With everybody disappearing it must be time for Socco to arrive. I'll make a pot of tea.

Priscilla
Oooooooooooh?

Price went up, socks! Now edited to make a full sentence....

Bunny - message on way. In fact two, because message said first attempt was rubbish.

Evening all!

Jeff

The chart shows my point exactly!!!
Bunny

thanks for lunch

in a foul mood - off to a house viewing earlier and some silly cow ploughed straight in the back of me - not a happy cookie as the car will now have to go in for repairs, ive got a headache and my neck has all tightened up and the house i went to see was awful!

Hello Priscilla, Fundy. I thought i was on my own for a while so I was reading the paper and having a quiet cuppa.

Fundy
Whiplash, do I hear a personal injury claim coming on?

No Socs

I dont go in for the compensation culture. im not hurt (in the proper sense) and can get on with my day to day life so no claim from me

Hi guys
I'm with you Fundie - I was hit with some force from behind by a police van some years ago. 6 officers spilled out (this was in Albert Square) and people came from everywhere to press their telephone numbers into my hand. I was persuaded by a sergeant who ambled over from Bootle Street to make a statement. They wouldn't even give me a copy of it, let alone divulge the driver's name (who couldn't stop apologising). I did go to hospital, I never intended to claim from them, but as far as I'm concerned, they follow their own rules, so I took the matter up with the Chief Constable.

Hey, that's three of us who opted out of the compensation culture, do you both like sherry trifle too?

You know I do, Socks. ;)

Chocolat
I have a huge bathtub full of it, how about we start at the ends and meet in the middle? I hope you are hungry!

Socks you naughty trifle man. :-)


Fundy, sorry to hear about your motor and well done on no claims issue.

Littlewillie, How's your new home coming along?

Golddog, fancy a Bods?

Bunny, can i just have 5 mins playing with your floppy ears - ta.

Priscilla, Do you consider Scottish people to be better than English? just asking! :-)

Last day on the game tomorrow, and thanks for the Team leaders putting in the effort to keep their team in order.

Order oreder okay GD i will have a bottle of malt GD,OLDsoc how you both doing i hope it is hanging okay ?

HT.

HIC

Gosh, quite busy here tonight. I must hang on to my spoon.

GD
Thanks for updating the game, the Gentlemens Club creeping up on the rails there. It would be nice to regain the million tomorrow.

fundy,sorry to here about your car,but hats off to you on your stance.these buggers in the highstreets,,looking to help people {them selves more like with these claims do my f*****g head in}bunch of freeloaders. tea please

Jeffers, glad to see the jokes came in useful? Great night out, just back, mrs.lw in the pit, snores emantanting, 20 yr old KWV brandy taken a bashing on top of last nights bubbly; bugger it, I'm going to sign the pledge.

Nice to see HT about again, still losing his shirt on the nags again I expect but. hey, thats ok. Enjoy the Glenmorangie on me!

You still hangin' on that spoon Socs as your steak, med well, is ready. ENJOY.
Why didn't you have those false teeth delivered?

Muttley my darling, house is 4 months behind, virtually complete, absoluttely fantasticly luxurious in every way but we have decided we are not going to live ther but are going to try to flog it instead and take the profit.
We may change our minds however!!!

Jeffers, glad to see the jokes came in useful? Great night out, just back, mrs.lw in the pit, snores emantanting, 20 yr old KWV brandy taken a bashing on top of last nights bubbly; bugger it, I'm going to sign the pledge.

Nice to see HT about again, still losing his shirt on the nags again I expect but. hey, thats ok. Enjoy the Glenmorangie on me!

You still hangin' on that spoon Socs as your steak, med well, is ready. ENJOY.
Why didn't you have those false teeth delivered?

Muttley my darling, house is 4 months behind, virtually complete, absoluttely fantasticly luxurious in every way but we have decided we are not going to live ther but are going to try to flog it instead and take the profit.
We may change our minds however!!!