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Barbarians!
I'm not paid enough to cope with this, I have a creative temprement! prepare food he said....keep it healthy he said.....and what do they do TOMATO SAUCE!.....and FRIES!

(disappears moaning into kitchen.....)

Clunk!

a bottle of tomato sauce is launched from kitchen towards JS's table........

Clatter!

a bag of oven chips flies in Soc's direction with a note attached saying Microwavable........

Are the boys causing you hassle stockbunny?

(coming from my bedroom) zzzz phew zzzz

Well I don't know, there's no pleasing some people. Preparing a good chip is a work of art, we can't be doing with those soggy chip-shop products. I would have thought that pre-packed oven chips was a defininte no no, you can't even guarantee they are made with the correct potato.

Socs - nag-nag-nag......
So eat it without fat soaked potato!
;>)

Bluelady - good to see you! :>)

Keaydian - what have you done with the alarm clock? should have gone off by now?

Thanks stockbunny. Thought you were in need of some female support since the others were slighty winding you up inspite of you being ever sooo busy.

Keaydian, there has been something I've been meaning to ask you and today is the day.....why do you go zzz phew zzz? It's the phews I do not comprehend?

I don't know that I'd want to ask if I were you BL!
;>)

Found the alarm clock by the way - appears to have found it's way out of the window!

I know that stockbunny but it has been puzzling me somewhat. He has been such a gentleman so far to me that I thought I better get it in now since I've noticed the way he 'talks' to you....;0).

Sorry Bunny. I was just trying to get back in touch with my youth... (at least I didn't ask for pasta!!!). It's all this hastle of MySpace if you ask me. :-(

It's OK JS - I have calmed down now, it's just the pressure of it all...you know the constant keeping up trifle supplies, changing Guinness barrels, waking people up, ensuring there's haddock fish fingers always available, a bunny only has 2 pairs of paws and if I use more then 1 at a time I fall over!
;>)

I hope you fall over gracefully stockbunny.

Not often Bluelady - it depends on whether I've had a drop too much cab sauv most of the time!

Are you drinking because of all the hassle you are/were getting from the boys? And that is what calmed you down.

Tell you what Bunny, you go and sit down and I'll volunteer Bluey to prepare tonights meal... under my guidence naturally. Whilst she's at it, I'm sure she'll bring you a nice calming drink, tidy the cafe up a bit, wash up the lunch dishes, nip out and stock up the pantry and if I'm lucky I might get a cup of tea as well. :-)

PS Should I start running now?

I would be oh so happy to do all that you ask J Stratford. Dinner at midnight then ;0).

Oops reread your post and what does under your guidance mean J Stratford. Not certain if I should accept now.

I would totally understand if you didn't BL! LOL
I thought actually that JS was handy about the kitchen himself? Not bad with a saucepan and whisk?

BL, I've no idea what the phews are when I go zzz phew zzz. Next time I feel a bit sleepy, I'll put the tape recorder on.

Right, quick shower and then some lunch. Close your eyes all, I left my robe in the wet room.

(Runs to the wet room)