Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

been doing my own research into the kosher bacon place and i've found the epic for you , jimmy. it's KRAP. i think alan's right , though. the potential is simply quite staggering. also, i've heard a whisper that tom bulshit of scorchio penny shares is going to tip them as a strong buy in the next newsletter!!

I'm too good to you guys. Here's another tip from my broker for you. He's an expensive broker at 2000 + 25% per trade but his tips are fantastic.
Pharmaceutical company, Society International Care, Kazahkistan (Epic code SICK). Their R&D department has discovered that no-one ever got seasick while sitting under a tree, so they are sending the entire board of directors on cruises around the carribean and the Indian Ocean, to research which of the tropical trees work best for this. The cruise element allows them to test their results as they go.
This is major research and very expensive, so there is a rights issue coming up, but imagine the revenue if they can find a seasickness cure.
My recommendation - STRONG BUY.
Alan

Alan have you ever thought of publishing a monthly tip sheet , it's big business nowdays, perhaps bos and myself could be sub editors .

PS have you noticed we have an imposter on champ invest he is one place above me jimibb ,does anyone know a Hit Man..

Yeah Jimmy,
Pete Waterman. Wasn't he the hitman?
Time for my medication.

Bit of a poof if you ask me..

medication kicked in yet, alan?

It takes a while Boz. Getting the child proof top off while wearing a straitjacket is a real bugger.

With head and one leg uncontrollably twitching.

oh dear! alan's not got "elvis leg" syndrome, has he?

No , but he has got Presley Pelvis!!! (FNAR, FNAR).

Cant you tell that the markets are slow today !! - Morning Guys

baza

Morning Baza,
Go short on Crosby. Theres a whisper Stills and Nash are going to tour without him.
Alan

Right that's 3 000000 short on Crosby ,Cheers alan ,what with my Nigerian investments and your tips i feel this is going to be a great end to the year.

what are you chaps gibbing Crosby for???? i will glady take the other side!

this thread is the most enjoyable at the moment...the pictures are a bonus and the chatter is an mundane as it is amusing! alan for thread president...any seconds for that motion?

Not President.
Generalissimo Father of the People and Glorious survivor and architect of the glorious peoples revolution of Purple Thursday (theres been enough Black days).
El Presidente of the Glorious Democratic republic of NOWT.
Our economy will be crap, but our womens shot put team will be world beaters. Already got a sponsorship deal for them with Gillette.
Alan

seconded. al for presleydent.

not so much cameltoe, more like camelhoofs.

That guts wearing his arse at the front!!!!!

Often wondered where Presley kept his burgers during performances.